Money Inflation

In the corporate bond market may not be enough to get the development banks and companies themselves responsible Finance Minister p. Chidambaram says. says that corporates and the development of corporate bonds market bankers mudhar relationship in.

Chidambaram said, I believe that the development of corporate bonds market cannot therefore, as corporates believe that banks are ready to give them loans. banks want to loan companies only when the Bank will refuse to give loans to corporates, then they will be forced to descend in the bond market this way developed markets.. it took State Bank of India [SBI] Chief Arundhati bhanttacharya said The top-rated corporates from the amount used to kamarshiyal paper market. only low ratings companies as banks have creditor. insurance companies and provident funds are only allowed to invest in the high-rated companies. cause low ratings from the bond market to raise hard money to the corporates.

In addition, Chidambaram said the Reserve Bank to limit the scope of functioning of [RBI Chair] issue. He said RBI Chair focuses on policy and banking regulations should remain the responsibility of the Government or the rest of the Bank. actions to hold office for any other regulator the regulator should it functioning RBI chair under review.

Stranded karjo recovery for the [NPA] banks of slowness is responsible. the Finance Minister the public sector banks to once again dutkara. He said that if banks are unable to do their job on the Board of Directors, it should blame them, not the Government.

ndia And Terrorism

Even after five years of attacks in Mumbai, Lashkar-e-taiyba stronger than before. India against the Pakistani military and its intelligence agency ISI's cherished. in South Asia, said the u.s. expert on bullying issues.

Former US intelligence agency expert Bruce Reidel, ' let's become stronger than before. in Pakistan, its secure stronghold. to collect funds in the Gulf is the network India, the US and other countries is a threat to the relationship between the ISI and Ashlar. asked about breaking Institute attached to Reidel"Let's get help constantly ISI. Sharif government actions against the Organization against Zardari Government at interest."

Expert and former administrative officials reiterated that the ISI continues to let collaborating. He warned that India and the United States equally. President Barack Obama's first-term White House National Senior Director South Asia's subsequent algorithms Council have been Anish Goel said that as far as I am aware in recent years has not let vulnerable. of course he still India Hazard. this group is focused on India. so much for the u.s. threat.

In Pakistan, many terrorist organizations work together so let us or any other terrorist organization cannot overlook the area.

Let the Jamaat-UD-claim (JUD) 's armed wing by Pakistani author touted Arif Jamal said, in the past five years has been quite strong JUD. Jamal's book call for tolerancing Jihad: Lashkar-e-taiyba 1985-2014 soon coming to market. He said JUD/let the greatest threat to world peace. This is the largest terrorist group in history more than half a million armed and trained members.

Crime For Money

As a software consultant in America Indian in June last year there was a plane coming from lasvegas sleeps woman found guilty of forcing touch. two year prison sentence.

According to the American newspaper Chicago Tribune, prosecutors said the 45-year-old Srinivas s. iramili year from 1999 until now blamed in three similar offences. prior to Indite an Indian citizen jury took three hours discussion. Chicago u.s. Attorney Office spokesman raindal cybermen said pidita is not silent on this matter and he told everything that happened due to the case of successfully.

According to the newspaper, from Chicago to Detroit in 1999 to iramili aircraft sitting on the front seat and NAP in killing women after gaining guilty of touching the breast that was it monitored three years later, the Detroit Federal Court with a plane fly from San Jones with a female was found guilty of similar behavior. the Court three years her strict supervision in Living was sentenced after prosecutors detained prejudge urged to take iramili but district judge zone shared by lifeco in April to keep him free until sentencing.

Facebook Help To Revised Family

Social networking site Facebook just don't introduce friends. two years ago ran through the home ran out to meet their kin Facebook teens.

Madhya Pradesh battaglia district police station carrying Tola Thakur Tola village resident Hassan ranger, 15-year-old son of Pankaj Lodhi five 2011 went home. then he looked forward to a wage at Nagpur. majhreta of kannauj belt of Uttar Pradesh where his friendship resident Mukesh Rajput. Mukesh brought with him to his village and met her major rise blocks of haseran Rajputs.

Impressed, food and block major place to stay. Meanwhile rise to battaglia resident sent friends request on Facebook this song there is Aditya that she accepted it after the rise in online chatting Aditya Pankaj explained and posted his photo on the phone conversation after it in Aditya Pankaj's parents know about.

Umpire Llong Again Gets Wrong

"After all, where the umpire, who brought it to the umpire umpire ', ' get out 'all these lines are currently being removed from the mouth of phains Sachin will be difficult and that are made are am paring in Kolkata test due to British umpire Nigel long. Nigel has so far heard three wrong decisions in this test match and match highlights two decisions against Sachin Tendulkar.

Umpire nigel long, not just batting but the bowling to Tendulkar from certain too. in the first innings when Sachin playing on 10 runs they long have described getting out LBW, while TV replay showed the ball clearly on their Thai pads was bumped out and upward. Sachin the umpire twice witnessed back side of disappointment Though as usual they some said. well, this thing, this umpire fans today find FAS Digest once again raging red. this time Tendulkar's batting, not bowling it.

Sachin has West Indies second innings last ball of the 28th over an excellent flight dropped the ball perfectly on line, and without spin by going directly to the pad kiran Powell. the whole field just to get the hang of this thing been Sachin and fiercely appealed, however long it nataaut traitor, appeared stunned and Sachin chaunke. when replay showed his middle stump as the ball of course also show chaunkana Lajmi pm And go straight to the front foot pad by umpire long ball off the bat it was touch could excuse because the umpire took the ball on the leg by a run.

Tendulkar's two special occasions then nigel long has spoiled only, but their poor umpire once again the polls then opened when he Mohammed shami's last ball of the over 32ven innings West Indies gave the ball to flick shame has dropped the ball, which is quite a swing samurais and replay in the viewed that leaves the leg stump ball completely but without any delay long The decision to hear out.

IIndia Recieved Intelligence Warning

In the year 2008 in Mumbai 26/11 terror attacks including the American intelligence agency CIA and India before various agencies at least 26 times intelligence warning was asked of them. the Pakistani terrorist organization Lashkar-e-taiyba (let) terrorist attacks created a large plot in Mumbai.

"The sij: 68 hours leadership book called ' the Crown Hotel to journalist Cathy Scott Clark and written on the basis of its investigation Indian levy is claimed that 11 warnings was such that it was said that these will be a series of spot strikes. paving, USA published by 300 pages of the book also received a warning that there were six times that was clear in Mumbai Terrorist infiltration route to the sea.

Then President George Bush an employee got a warning from Europe in year 2007 which stated that let their activities spread out your area has been created but the machinations of us overlook.

The first was in 2006, when the intelligence warning Pakistani American terror David Hadlee said today its intelligence agency and Pakistani ISI terrorist attack in Mumbai by operators to let possible targets of Reiko work. journalists wrote that intelligence information was received in August 2006 it was stated that in Kashmir to fight Indian security teams to send Muslim rebel attacks in Mumbai that let youths decks are being constantly cleared Taj, Oberoi and Trident., including five-star hotels are on target after 25 and Alerts issued by the Government of India a lot of them. CIA's external intelligence agency research and analysis wing (raw) were given to India's domestic information and these Intelligence Bureau (IB) were assigned.

India Russia To Sign Five Agreements

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh arrived in Moscow, capital of Russia's red carpet welcome was Russia's Deputy Foreign Minister Mikhail Zhdanov was received by later awarded to guard of honor was Manmohan from hopes that Russia's two-day visit between the two countries signed five agreements. Russia and China on Sunday before leaving on a trip to the PM, in New Delhi, said India's relationship with Russia before Stronger cooperation with it in every area are now tried to increase., to resolve the border dispute with China for peace on the line of control.

The Prime Minister said Russia with defense, nuclear energy, science & tech, veterinary medicine on hydrocarbons and trade and investment cooperation in all areas, including Russia's President Vladimir Putin. also the relationship with India to give particular importance. international and regional issues between the two countries have similarities in approach. status of West Asia and Afghanistan with Putin to discuss. Moscow State Institute of international relationship from the side of the PM to doctoral The degree will be awarded.

The Prime Minister said that Prime Minister Lee in Beijing took place in Delhi with conversation kachyang carried forward. to resolve bilateral issues with China to develop mechanisms to be considered peaceful and friendly relations India China.. growing relations between the two countries due to the regional peace and stability prevails. Agriculture, Science and technical cooperation in the field of ordinary people with strong emphasis on relationships.

Salman Khan

Think Salman Khan is getting a broken heart of which are singing the song these days, Salman in the eyes trying to find your first love. they elsewhere but not big boss home. Yes we are talking about Eli abram. "in bygone days" big boss Salman your heart deep secrets from the curtain.

A few days ago, sallu Mian Eli sing their songs to let line. This is not he looking at Eli said he looks like Kat. it was a nothing day, sallu Mian did not mention when the have not show Eli when Eli spoke of his marriage and children, Salman was worth seeing facial glow. all these things Salman's new love of .

In addition to Salman's feelings Eli he several other revelations. He pointed out that the film your name after his hair quite a fall. a star of hair fall is a concern during shooting with Govinda he many hoopla built around also.

Ibne Abbas To Be New Pakistani Envoy To India

Syed Ibn Abbas will be the new High Commissioner to India Pakistan's Salman Bashir, Bashir replaced former Pakistan people's Party. the Government has appointed a High Commissioner.

Nawaz Sharif came to power after the Pakistani Government in the place of Bashir Abbas decided to India. the High Commission, New Delhi before Abbas posted in baking.

Director of the Foreign Ministry of Kashmir Affairs. his appointment there is going to be at the moment, when clashes between the two countries on the border between the two countries relations in front of them. to improve a major challenge.

India just two countries military campaign mahanideshkon (DGMO) meeting also show no haste. asked about the Ministry spokesman said the two officers phone conversation every week. on Tuesday, the talks will be only two decided. Manmohan-Sharif during a meeting soon between the two countries decided to make meeting the DGMO.

In the meantime, were also proposed to Karen on Monday recovered a large weapons, seven AK-47, it was four pistols, a sniper rifle and 20 grenade. Army is said to have been given the weapons constantly clear that any war-like preparation. last month proposed to Karen a large number of terrorists coming together of climbing was reported to be Pakistani soldiers also present these. feared. now The Pakistani military to be involved in many of subut deposits are being made. last days President Pranab Mukherjee during his trip abroad to give shelter to cross-border terrorism from Pakistan to blame.

US Treasury Starts Last Measure

The confrontation between Republicans and Democrats on the budget from the financial crisis in the United States, the Ministry of finance to save the last stakes games. American Finance Minister Jack Lew said that Government borrowing in furtherance of legal force last date. this Government October 17, even after a few more days will get a deferment of running costs.

MPs Ministry of Finance Minister said in the letter sent to the Government to stop the Currency Exchange Fund reinvestment is at the moment besides the federal financing bank, civil service retirement and disebiliti Fund with debt swap agreement. Lew has made clear that these initiatives government lending 16.7 trillion dollar could use a bit more, but, October 17, after it expired. If the date of both political parties could not settle so the economy died.

The letter urged the MPS they Lew partisan interest to understand their responsibilities and keeping up on any agreement in order to increase the Government's borrowing capacity. its not only the Finance Ministry increased cash and will get revenue. non-public policy Center estimated that October 18, five are completed between several liabilities as well as of November.

Liu said that starting from October has brought fiscal year expenses which could not pass the Bill, government offices began layoffs in Government's lending capacity but it has no bearing on the instant case.

The delay in ending the impasse

New York-another political deadlock began with layoffs. day is passing on u.s. stock markets on Wednesday hit the fair. the Government of all index fall by 15 November 2009. the Obama government agencies to continue presenting a new Bill costs. the impact of the economy and market experts say layoffs will be far-reaching on the market.

Modi s Hi Tech Rally In Delhi

The BJP's Prime Ministerial candidate MODI's September 29 rally to attract people towards Delhi BJP capital places in countdown timer to count down planting. on Tuesday, the first count down timer state headquarters. planted around the capital such as 20 timer.

Delhi BJP behest Vijay Goel said the rally for the party to use the modern technology on a large scale has been the BJP's decision to a particular Forum. the Forum will place nearly 20,000 square feet. find three forums, including a main stage, main stage will have only two other platform. in addition to the party Narendra Modi on the main stage at Delhi charge Nitin gadkariThe opposition leader in the Assembly Vijay Kumar Malhotra and Vijay Goel will be present, while two other senior BJP leaders in Delhi on two forums made available.

There will be two main screen behind the stage and the 20 led screen, through which people will be able to see speaking their leaders closely. Goyal said the Forum would be to create dynamic backdrop to lively, including running will appear, who came to the rally scene people will be extremely modern forum messages and people who will rallyClose to you, they have their own forum.

People can hear from dhanag speech right, line array sound system will be set up will ensure that final line array system. in line to hear the person sitting or standing still speech. it will use four-speaker sound system that is part of a line array system. These are the world's best speakers speakers and the sound of big rallies to top class broadcast.

Fast Track Projects

To reduce crude oil imports, the Government is now preparing to curb diesel genitourinary. preparation of a detailed policy. it diesel-powered electricity generating industries or other genitourinary bodies gas based power planton power supply. Energy Minister jyotiraditya scindia Tuesday at a meeting of the Ministers of the States the power to propose the ambitious plan.

According to the Energy Ministry's senior official in the country normally power cuts during the genitourinary to 72 thousand MW of power is made every year. its cost per unit on average 14-15., imported gas-based power plant at a rate of only eight rupees per unit of electricity can beAlso used more the brunt of diesel jenset. crude oil (crude) imports generally raise. crude imports to be spending the most on foreign exchange that increased current account deficit. kendrasrakar within three to four years the next current account deficit (land come and go out of foreign exchange differences) to the current 4.8 phisad (GDP) reduced from 2.5 to phisad The goal is to replace the diesel jenset. from such a deficit to overcome.

According to sources from all over the country ample diesel jenset States to stop rich collaboration. first select those areas in the country where the power to make diesel generator is then used on a large scale of these areas will put small gas-based power plant around. diesel jenset gas based power plant can be used to replace only because according to the gas power plant demand ever on and Of. coal plant with it.

Gas power plant will make more peak power in particular experienced in these bodies or industrial sectors in General. another power supply from power stations would be possible; where there will be electricity from hydro-electric projects. it took the help of PowerGrid. forward this plan large residential colonies or other establishments can be added too.

Gold Drops From Record High

See softening in the market in the RS and stakiston, gold-silver for the second successive day offloading continued. due to its local bullion market on Friday, the yellow metal prices per ten thousand dropped 31 700 RS 625 g. bygone days it was RS ludhki 1575. similar silver-1710 rupees per kg to close at grinkov 54 thousand. on Thursday, the metal has 2790 of dive.

About sava on Thursday two bucks and Fridays $ also in cheaper money. 85 bucks to put pressure on the yellow metal this strongly. in addition, $ 1402.65 in international markets for Singapore came down came per ounce gold. the impact on the domestic market. this local market gold jewelry prices per ten thousand 500 to RS 31 625 g. eight g-300 my purvastar 25 thousand Ginni Silver weekly delivery unchanged at $ 1,300 bucks injury. intake per kg and 54 thousand similar silver coin 1000 bucks bid was grinkov has 88,000-per 89,000 closed at hundreds.

Commodity regulator forward markets Commission [FMC] has gold margins on money to contract deals from four of the five value phisad. because of this decrease your exposure by stereo started the yellow metal prices in the futures market declined by 2.6 phisad. spot market sentiment was also affected by it.

Chemical Attack On Syria

UN Secretary-General Ban Ki moon on the outskirts of Damascus by the alleged use of chemical weapons that have expressed surprise at the news. significantly in chemical attacks in Syria almost thirteen hundred people killed news.

Death of a chemical attack in Syria, 1300

UN Deputy spokesperson told reporters that Syria's capital Damascus used chemical weapons on the outskirts of surprise appearance on the news, it repeated that under any circumstance use chemical weapons on any international humanitarian law would be violated.

Syria was in Iraq prior to chemical attack

Deputy spokesman eduard Dell said during a regular news briefing here by the buye that are aware of the fact that the moon some countries such as Syria, the Arab League and the European Union has used chemical weapons in the recent news on the potential expressed deep pyre.

Laughing Express

Boy-phone why not risiv?
Girl-she I. ..
She I. ..
She I. ..
She I. ..
Boy-she kept those I put forward then I-speaking.
Girl-I was dancing on the ringtone.

Suspicious spouse, on the first day.
Husband (on the phone): where? Wife: husband: at home in Nice House; then drive.
The wife runs the mixer ...Pew.Home.Pew.Pew.Pew. spouse: good.
The other day ...
Husband (on the phone): where? Wife: husband: at home in Nice House; then drive. wife undertakes: ...Pew.Home ...Pew.Pew. Pew.
Husband: well well.
On the third day the husband suddenly home is ... ...
Husband: where is mistress? Butler: don't know Sir, are ever too late.But Sir ... .... In a sense, been paralyzed by not
Why the mixer.

Banta: what happened to the big Blues is sitting oye institutional perspective "?
Institutional perspective "was a hard man in: simply don't understand what to do!
Banta: Oh what a delusional too?
Institutional perspective ": nothing man just so that a trouble if costs would not tolerate make-up so his wife and would not tolerate if does not make the wife

The future of your child everyday banta Temple worship 2 hours.
Daily.
Everyday.
Up to 5 years.
2 hours per day.
One day God given vision and said, "take my parents, are married"

Institutional perspective ": If someone takes you door to see what backround?
Banta: aunga returned.
Are you single patthe institutional perspective ": OWL is from both sides, you latch. also took out the part.

Pappu: you have two pen what?
Girl: no g sari
Pappu: I asked you have two pen what?
Girl: neither comprehend spoken?
Pappu: nuts are two of your pen somewhere?
Girl: Abe is not so that Pen uttered patthe OWL once and asked the hathode to break Sir dungi.
Pappu: hathoda?
Girl: no
Pappu: fantastic!!! Now tell your have two pen?

Institutional perspective ": a girl walking around with Oy thou." who was she?

Banta: Oy man, no she was my sister away.

Institutional perspective ": good!!! Know your sister last year, she also was my sister.

Once a sharp battle between institutional perspective "on the matter and banta.

Santaah over, I will make your clothes will make you're naked!

Bantaah don't see serious action by the romantic Oy.!

My mother has been fighting them betiah, I am coming back immediately!

Mother: no daughter, damadji must, of course, their penalty made you wait, I'd just get there!

One day, Ravana disco and sadmen the unconscious.
Tell why?
Because entry fees RS 2000 ' head ' was.

What A Joke

My mother has been fighting them betiah, I am coming back immediately!

Mother: no daughter, damadji must, of course, their penalty made you wait, I'd just get there!

One day, Ravana disco and sadmen the unconscious.
Tell why?
Because entry fees RS 2000 ' head ' was.

Teacher tell the man from the institutional perspective "-are both hands in her Hindi and English?

Institutional perspective "-Sir haindsaphri in Hindi in English nobleman.

Son of institutional perspective "-Papa, if you see 10 and 5 rupee notes in the way you which to take action?

Institutional perspective ": 10 rupees!

Son-that's why you can't do both. joke!!!

Once the institutional perspective "banta restaurants.
Waiter-what will you
Institutional perspective "-for me they bring the bread recipe.
Waiter-sari these here.
Banta-Hey! Thou shalt not take the tension is seeking institutional perspective "pizza.

Master g-50 men to feed five kg lentils seem so tell how men will need 75 pulses?

Students will look just as much water and lentils — Sir glances.

Oy is the largest lion in the Office you will do at home?

Friends: Oy I lived at home the lion man I just jumped on me Durga g.

An Engineering College installed in a plane all professors. While all sat down then the pilot announced the plane you will be pleased to learn that-you are sitting you have created by students of the College of ...

A beggar sitting in the car away from God's name 100 rupees memsab dedo.
After giving away money, Mr Bachchan teasingly quizzed-Dua so let go.
Beggar: sitting in the car, now memsab what rocket at bungie?

The other is a woman: hear you doing the fourth wedding.

Second: so what do the sister, first spouse have to be God's beloved second and third to Facebook.

Fun Jone

Girlfriend-how often you Phala jānū week shaved?

Lover-I shaved 20-30 times a day.

Girlfriend-you crazy?

Boyfriend-Oh no I am the hairdresser Ray pagli.

Husband: is very painful in the waist, audax House demand of the neighborhood.
Wife: she will not.
Husband: how many are stingy all of them, take your own closet to bring out.

Rooster hen: I love u know, I could do anything for you.
Hen: beating really?
Cock: Yes, very true.
Part one: Let's give you egg today.

Lion's wedding was a dog dancing like crazy.
Asked why was mad the lion being holier-than-thou? Wedding so my.
Dog: wedding before I even lion.

Institutional perspective ": man, when I wrote that letter on my marriage will come, why don't you?
Banta: Oh man, I got a letter.
Institutional perspective ": I wrote then that letter found not found you, of course.

A hen has married him.
After the wedding, said a poultry hen-what we were dying who married the Eagle tune?
Hen do you bid-wedding so I wanted was that boy Daddy's insistence on the air force to be in. ..!

Where's my girl went gift?
The boy-road on which the red car, see?
Girl gladly: Yes.Vao
Boy: I brought exactly the same color discoloration Tere.

Plenty of pictures of his wife a day pulling institutional perspective ".
Wife and very happy quote: what it is, today, going to my photo on the photo!
Institutional perspective ": nothing wild life photography on my head today pagli, Ghost Rider.

A girl away from home, came back after 3 days.
Father (angry) now what was taking?
Daughter-the thin pin charger

A baby born with a smile.
Nurse-why Swan?

Child shot and opened the fist-pil uttered by showing not only hard to kill-Don ' impossible. '

Do Not Laugh

Institutional perspective ": man, when I wrote that letter on my marriage will come, why don't you?
Banta: Oh man, I got a letter.
Institutional perspective ": I wrote then that letter found not found you, of course.

A hen has married him.
After the wedding, said a poultry hen-what we were dying who married the Eagle tune?
Hen do you bid-wedding so I wanted was that boy Daddy's insistence on the air force to be in. ..!

Where's my girl went gift?
The boy-road on which the red car, see?
Girl gladly: Yes.Vao
Boy: I brought exactly the same color discoloration Tere.

Plenty of pictures of his wife a day pulling institutional perspective ".
Wife and very happy quote: what it is, today, going to my photo on the photo!
Institutional perspective ": nothing wild life photography on my head today pagli, Ghost Rider.

A girl away from home, came back after 3 days.
Father (angry) now what was taking?
Daughter-the thin pin charger

A baby born with a smile.
Nurse-why Swan?

Child shot and opened the fist-pil uttered by showing not only hard to kill-Don ' impossible. '

A person who asked their friend has been divorced by wife, now you Shredder lives?

Friends said-no, now I am more happy. First I had to do the work of two people, one only has to.

Wife husband asks her husband ghunsa, squirt. "what happened?"
Wife: did a paper in your shirt pocket, on which Mary wrote.
Husband: Oh that! Last week I was there I on the trekking horse riding, a day after his wife Mary was a him. "strongly ghunsa receipt.
Husband then tadpakar asked him, "what now?"
Wife: call your mare.

Girl: g we do not drink, smoke, the guy who takes the Pan, just boiled vegan food match, and take the name of God day and night ..!! .
Pandit: boy, you just come to the Gandhi Hospital. c. u. Vard will get in!!!

What can you cook bread husband and not, as my mother was Cook |
Wife-can cook | If you also have exactly the same flour interlock, as were your dad guntha |

Time Pass With Funny Jokes

A baby born with a smile.
Nurse-why Swan?

Child shot and opened the fist-pil uttered by showing not only hard to kill-Don ' impossible. '

A person who asked their friend has been divorced by wife, now you Shredder lives?

Friends said-no, now I am more happy. First I had to do the work of two people, one only has to.

Wife husband asks her husband ghunsa, squirt. "what happened?"
Wife: did a paper in your shirt pocket, on which Mary wrote.
Husband: Oh that! Last week I was there I on the trekking horse riding, a day after his wife Mary was a him. "strongly ghunsa receipt.
Husband then tadpakar asked him, "what now?"
Wife: call your mare.

Girl: g we do not drink, smoke, the guy who takes the Pan, just boiled vegan food match, and take the name of God day and night ..!! .
Pandit: boy, you just come to the Gandhi Hospital. c. u. Vard will get in!!!

What can you cook bread husband and not, as my mother was Cook |
Wife-can cook | If you also have exactly the same flour interlock, as were your dad guntha |

Two women are chatting among themselves.

The first is my husband's birthday today. Do not understand that they do give gifts that go to be happy?

The other woman-"divorced"

A man from the boat somewhere. suddenly overturned his boat away and loud air. save me I pray to God she's 21 kg laddu chadhaunga.
A loud wave went away and she came out. he breaks out as soon as she said what your, how your.
Then came a wave of intensely and she reached into the river.
Then she uttered. Hey I was just asking your gram flour or to?

The bandits Bank cashiers to dam were to outlaw bank locator. cashiers, gid-gidakar said.

Friends! Please register to take along my messed up a million bucks per.

Ramu-man when you look so hot?

Dholu-we are the front AC bainth |

Ramu-and when too much heat so what?

Dholu-when more heat is required, then turn on the AC.

Nurse: Congrats to you boy is born institutional perspective ".
Santaah Oy, how it is that my wife is in hospital technology and the baby is born in the House.

Laughing Time

Wife (husband)-if I got something so you'll immediately second marriage?

Husband (thinking) – at least 2-3 months so will wait or what people say!


Institutional perspective "wife with shopping malls. is there a girl told him Hello.

Wife-who was he?

Institutional perspective "-for God's sake shut up, that's the question that's too puchegi?


A man's wife went missing. that man in something like the live advertisements of missing his wife's Eater-

My wife is missing from the last five days, which will bring her to me any search news trying to find him.

He feared a hand wash your life!


Son-mum, what you used to work in the circus?

Mother-if not, why?

Son-then why do all the guys say you Papa nachati on the fingers?


Institutional perspective "(banta)-man, the Government voting to be made law 18 years then why 21 years age to get married?

Banta (institutional perspective ")-see Government know that the country is easier to handle but the wife won't handle!


Reema-I want to marry a slick man who sings good, good dancer, I show new places every day, every week, the picture of the physical world, when I spoke to stay honest to say to be honest be silent and quiet.

Believe me-you don't need television sets husband!!!


Wife (husband) came to get married then so much strut. now why sahme-sahme from?

Husband (wife)-then I was with me the whole procession was not alone!


A thief had stolen out of the home by a baby's eye was open.

Baby take my school bag also uttered.

Otherwise will making noise!!!

Lots Of GudGudii

A thief had stolen out of the home by a baby's eye was open.

Baby take my school bag also uttered.

Otherwise will making noise!!!



Teachers tell of the great scientist Sir Newton-Newton was sitting in the garden that only come with an Apple on his head. he discovered the rules of gravity.

A student is quite clear-spoken Sir!

If Newton is not sitting in class and the garden, as if we are sitting, so also do not find anything.



One day, a boy of eight years, asked his father-dad-dad, call-girl who says?

Hearing Daddy question baffles.

Snapped by hadbada-son she. That's it, are not the call center by telephone, call the girls to work on the girl.

But these tell you where these unique struck the question?

Son said dad, tell you the anti-incumbency factor, where you answer these unique struck?



Ramu was the son of the school go cry.

Ramu-lion babies cry.

Son-lion kids don't go to school too!



Pappu buy a toy train for his son some toy later. when she saw that the room was the son child playing by train and is saying is that the off-the OWL is off, patthe OWL patthe to ascend that went up the train shall not exceed two minutes. razak.

Hearing the child's mouth went up this language of pappu ratings he has held two planted tamache. and dont speak like this ever again. then said-I am going to market two hours long you just got padhoge,.!

Two hours later, when the child was reading when pappu. pasij to see his heart and baby then allowed play by train.

He didn't have time to hear the child-the OWL to get off he should be off the patthe OWL patthe to ascend he climbed. The car is already a two-hour late because of the OWL patthe..



Father-son, how did you wife?

Son-dad, I like the Moon's wife, who came and went in the morning to the night.

Jokes As My Funn

Institutional perspective "(banta)-Hey man these mobile will make me broke!

Banta (institutional perspective ")-why? What happened?

Institutional perspective "-shows the battery frequently, and I am changed batteries now 56!!!



Guruji, surrealism and disciple-what is the difference?

Guruji – your present here and my discourse, Surrealism but my focusing on the things that you think are my illusion!



Institutional perspective "(banta)-if I climbed coconut tree jaun will see the engineering college girls?

Banta (institutional perspective ")-so, and give up, then mounted tree Medical College will also see ..!



One day, a boy of eight years, asked his father-dad-dad, call-girl who says?

Hearing Daddy question baffles.

Snapped by hadbada-son she. That's it, are not the call center by telephone, call the girls to work on the girl.

But these tell you where these unique struck the question?

Son said dad, tell you the anti-incumbency factor, where you answer these unique struck?



Two people were in line at the ticket window of the railways. they have a youngster stood.

The person who said that further behind – today's youth don't let. This boy, manner just how to look prissy are dressed in it. ।

Forgive the replied-to discover the boy on my daughter.

-Oh, you are a good dad sari m.?

-No, I am its mother. ...



Father-son, your grandfather had married and pachtae. I married and regretting. now what would you do?

Son-and what do I would get married and family tradition nibhaunga.. pachtaunga again.



Institutional perspective "to see the girl.

The girl's parents to talk to the girl in the institutional perspective "to solitude.

Institutional perspective "did not understand whether to speak of. She asked the big guts scintillating-banja, how many brothers and sisters???

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Girl has responded by filling the cold breath-so far, so the two were the same but now have three!!!



Girlfriend (boyfriend)-when you miss me, what do you do?

Boyfriend (girlfriend)-your favourite ice cream takes eating and you?

Girlfriend-Gold takes phlek p.. !!!



Ramu was the son of the school go cry.

Ramu-lion babies cry.

Son-lion kids don't go to school too!



Judge (con)-why did you arrest?

Thief (judge)-don't know Sir, I was doing the morning shopping and hav brought here by arrested me honor.

Judge-good, but this is not a laughing matter?

Thief-Yes, I, too, when they're trying to explain why.

Judge-what time are you shopping in the morning?

Con-g-shop opening hours before.

Joking Time

A three-year-old kid sitting outside the hospital was able to wait inside his mother's doctor, who was near a pregnant woman appeared out there!

Child asked the woman to the curiosity, your stomach is so big? She said the baby in my belly!

He said to wonder what your baby in the womb?

She said yes of course!

The little kid with the big mishmash, is this real baby?

She said, yes of course, this is the real baby!

Then he asked her, looking towards chaunkate and wonder, then why have you eaten?



A newly married couple to stay in the city after the wedding!

There he took a room and began living with new neighbors, a morning wash clothes by their women looked for drying out a surprise for them!

He saw the clothing and come not to clean it, see how many dirty clothes are kept, it should use a good laundry SOAP?

Her husband has also been seen and the quiet!

In the three weeks after two women in the same way that speaks about women! Then a month later one morning when the woman looked so surprised to see your husband seems to say, today it is soapy used good and now it is gone, I also wonder laundry it all who would be taught?

Her husband said this morning I was up early and clean your Windows of the room!



Once the math teacher called and make your copy check pappu.

Pappu-directed masterji I did homework.

In the readers mind as yours master-don't think of homework right now to tell you what is the excuse?

Pappu-g master g yesterday had explained the by-part right that I don't understand.

Master-multiply the General bit-part you understand nalayak did, when I was your age, 15-15 digit multiplication-part takes only lets in.

Pappu-will be able to master, because you sure will have a good teacher teaches.



Husband-wife fight.

Husband-now if you asked me in a Word and the animals will wake up!

Wife-well, well wake up inside you who let him bless the animal is sitting no afraid of rats. !!!



The son of a stingy man stroll with your garlapherand.

When asked by the stingy-how many rupees blow?

Son-two and a half centuries.

To hear angry and stingy abuses.

Son-and what does bapu. It has equally?

Party girl

Party girl (a boy) – you can delete one thing my face?

Boy (triumphantly)?

Look like your dog girl ..!



An alcoholic drink a day more. ladkhadate door steps of some kind and try to open the lock by removing the keys from the Pocket.

Much intoxication due to not only put the key in the lock and key are able to move around and never ever was it annoying a person standing nearby see its help you may have.

Uttered came – bring the key, lock I open.

Bender said-no, no, I will open the lock. you just grabbed. door position



Police-your friend how dead?

Institutional perspective "-don't know, she said in my stomach jumped, the mouse-so I gave her medicine to kill the rat feeding..!!!



The practice in the past five years a widow and widower are greater than friendship. male finally put forward women propose marriage. woman shortly Yes.

The next morning when he woke up, he did not remember exactly what my wedding proposal about Lady responded. Yes or not after quite long to try. When did not remember so he asked to call women and marriage proposal to me yesterday what he replied, Yes or not.

The woman said thank you God's million-million phone. the answer so I of course had the same but I had forgotten that they had replied to!



A Japanese woman your friend going through the streets of Singapore with a woman who was my boyfriend pushed out the window down in the dustbin.

It said its Japanese female friend-these are quite an extravagant singapore women.

-How? Friend asked.

-Watch now! This man now and four-five years it could serve.

Marriage Cancelled

Having just read up to class VIII and groom teeth despite being funded by the information at the bottom of the bridal canopy jaymal rounds refused to take even when considerable value manauvval girl. insistence on non-negotiable, the morning after beating back both sides agreement baraat. bananarama village resident, rerum sanihampur station area daughter kahinjari married Shakuntala gopalpur, son of Bipin Kumar resident Jagdish Narayan rebuilds fix with Boy's private school in them. teacher was informed of.. dvarchar the village Saturday evening after the baraat pomp jaymal and other rituals were completed.

Bhanvaron at night was sitting down when the bride for the Pavilion, the groom, the bride some doubt Act taking rounds was refused. isolate the Sisters of the bride by moving the boys spoke only to read up to class VIII and having bad teeth. the girl has refused to marry kin and bridesmaid party has tried to convince. doneBut not a result emerged in the morning, both sides make compromise in the village head sonelal. After returning the bride without thanadhyaksh, the elegant Siddiqui baraat was ruled out event information.

Fukushima nuclear power plant

Japan's Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant radioactive water from a water tank located methyl isocynate claimed new desperate. year 2010 after the earthquake ruptured at sea in tremendous waves of tsunami in the Fukushima nuclear plant was great loss. above the risk of spreading radioactive radiation in the region has increased significantly. radioactive water leak of this new phenomenon govern Japan for preventing radiation. every effort .

Takeo electric power company (TEPCO) recently said that 120 tonnes from the water tank weighing tsunami will be placed below ground at the plant, where the other seven water tank. this statement a day after the leak of water in the tank has begun. However that being said radioactive water flowing to the sea will not.

Nuclear plants for cooling water in these tanks is collected. Although this radioactive sijiyam is removed, but another radioactive element there exist. TEPCO said recently after the leak radioactive elements have been identified.

Are Man and Woman Equal

U.s. Secretary of State in his first week as I have a group of courageous women of Burma or Myanmar to meet the distinction of political prisoner two women in the Group was. though he had to endure extreme discomfort in my life, but every single move, the girls provide education and training for the unemployed and looking for work were determined to do it as well as they want of participation in society. . I doubt that in the coming years as well as their communities and bring changes to the country's growth continues strong agent. thus opportunities we are a reminder that American women and girls worldwide to safeguard and promote the rights of Governments, organizations and individuals working with why. Despite all this our own country like the world's most important economicSocial and political issues without the full participation of women, not easily solved.

And according to the country economic forum rlda where men and women receive equal rights compared to those countries are far more economically competitive in those countries where the gender gap is that women and girls have to limit dam or clinical care, education, election offices and do not have permission to access the market. Similarly, the United Nations food and Agriculture Organization estimates that if women farmers Men like seed, fertilizer and technology found in the world would they reach 10 million to 15 million people could reduce the problem of alpaposhan.

Still a lot of women and girls in societies and underestimated the opportunity is given them to school and forced child marriage is gender-based violence has many jindagiyon is either swallowed or negativity forever home. as the father of two girls I have two parents can understand the suffering of a belief. in New Delhi last December 23-year-old Medical student killed in a moving bus just because a woman. Pakistani girl malala yusphajai was the only just wanted to go to school, but hard-liners shot him. I'm your mission towards malala's fearless commitment and death to bring the attackers to justice, whose New Delhi's determination to resolve the brave girl inspired from his father as well. Speaking on behalf of my daughters and women's courage encouraged me.

Leaving behind their half a country faring people. that is why America's prosperity, stability and peace for shared goals on gender equality are essential. that is why u.s. foreign policy to pursue investment in women and girls is necessary. we invest counseling training and on women entrepreneurs, because they simply cannot afford to own their own families could upperBut his country's economy could also help in the development of the education of girls invest in us are so that they can be free from child marriage, can break the vicious cycle of poverty, community leader and committed citizen as enhancing the education of girls and women. and the availability of resources for the next generation of health & education improves.

We strengthen women farmers ' health, motherhood, providing gender-based violence and to focus on stopping the world are working with their partners, because when women are healthy, safe, would benefit all societies. Additionally, he led his labor in the global economy, and creativity can contribute by u.s. diplomatic peace negotiations and in all places. security efforts to organize women in Work, because women's experiences, concerns and antadrrishti the negotiating table by holding on to prevent future conflict and bring lasting peace may be more helpful.

Today's the day for celebrating International Women's day on this occasion will be held as schedule-and the rise of women and their security will be discussed. it is imperative that we take this resolution on the occasion of each person that he places in terms of women looking to end the inequality level will try it as soon as anomaly rife in all corners of the world in the way of advancement we This disparity can erase and surely we should order its pledge our every girl he had just school, our sisters can and its vast possibilities to perfect each woman and girl your whole content conforms to rthya.

The Cost Of Mother Love

Milkiyana: children of the couple lay Arzoo and fayyaz Alam past on Monday were preparing to sleep they hear the voice of the cry of the newborn outdoor. wrapped in beautiful clothes together opened the door on the Red bilakh to calm your appetite. Arzoo mamata he took up Karate Kid, lap around with her husband while her parents searched hours of beenBut success. tired of bringing home the value inscribed defeat nemat rallying raising both. but what on Sunday came to his house and private hospital nurse rijvana ten thousand rupees in lieu of giving the child or baby back pressure to the case since police station rushed. hubbub. police denounced it by entering baby sanha horse-trading has begun investigating the case of value.

In the early taphtish the police found out that the mother married a private hospital gave birth to this aural bin. loklaj left him fearing he hospital. nurse rijvana Arzoo and was familiar with the misery of fayyaz Alam, the ten o'clock at night he lured children to their home at the four-day together in both panach. when children are immeasurable affection capriati took a look so today ten thousand Charging RS. not to sell another 50 thousand rupees threatened.

Mennonite and him crying did not work so people around the dampati free child took up this topic has got to its written information station.. thanadhyaksh NK Rajak said this baby theft racket too. police team. will check those nursing homes, homes where abortion, took the child after her mother married the delivery bin selling business. in this case, Arzoo To instruct the child to anyone without permission with care to avoid responsibility assigned. nurse who questioned rijvana. for sale.

The abortion of married mothers nursing homes, bin home workers and nurses continue to have this information in their area who have children free of charge? Her children are a high price by recovery.

Even before it was revealed

The doctor also provide delivery of the newborn's mother married bin deals that are not abortion and gender investigation. After these indiscriminately abortion. some months ago even it was revealed when a bin married mothers to abort the doctor take one and a half Lakhs. in another case during the 16-year-old girl's abortion are left out.

married glances

Bollywood's married now are thinking about hiroinen, when recently Kareena Kapoor married?. After doing all of Karina also began to think about marriage and then quickly getting ready to sit in a Doli.

There are many in Bollywood, hiroinen, whose age is not just more, but they are now being labelled as viewers don't like to work too much to meet a few. has reduced some of its movies. or try to stay in the spotlight by this. say when the wedding wishThe old wish, can be the right age of marriage, the age of the hiroinen married. they believe that age by working them would settle in the hearts of the people, at that age do not hinder these careers by married glances.

This is the age of marriage, talk of many, but some, including name of Sushmita Sen. 37-year-old Sushmita, Aishwarya Rai with his name in the fashion world a mother of a child now brightened. become ash, but has not yet married Sushmita. Bipasha Basu is also of similar situation. 33-year-old Bipasha John Abraham's friends Were made, then people seemed that now his home is going to settle down, but never mind. He is now what's next, some said no.

Preeti Zinta's age that babli girl, called 37 years. his story when wade was created with Loch Ness monsters, people feel that they will married, but his case has to be fucked like Bipasha. they also have the BG IPL and films him making a film, he has been looking into it. ''.But the marriage is still not the way he would often say. the right appears, will definitely get married.

31-year-old Diya Mirza also acting career right now is not good. they are also opening their production house film making and are looking, but looked quite far from success. a matter of age, it is not that old, Diya. wedding age their too out of hand. on the other hand, 34-year-old Soha Ali Khan also thought about.

Although his story while Kunal khemu remains with and it is believed that they will marry him. Although like Bollywood News does occasionally are somewhat older Soha and their age range, but the thing to see Kunal then, when they go to be one to seven janmon.

There are 34-year-old Rani Mukherjee without mention of how to eliminate talking? Queen's also practice this. even though they take some time gap once again in the discussion were the film "aiya" and then "search", but the actress has them as these films did not like the story then come right now stagnated. whether to marry the Queen once again thinking?

He might move the home. Although at times it has been heard that the news Rani Aditya Chopra are friends, but these are just assumed things and last days Queen has become my perfect pair with Salman Khan saying this thing and a matter of mystery. well, speaking of ahead now will be seen ahead ....

Indian astrological science

Development of the computer even now, but hundreds of years ago by the Indian astrological science that blueprint was dragged nearly four hundred year old witness jyotishsar., a book.

There is, as well as computer Board phaladesh and others count to even mention of it has been sent to Patna Museum owns a book known as the dev revasi village resident of Riga jyotishacharya nagendra Mishra noted claims that it has every right to written. it was predicted with the help, akshrash: Right. that's it gradually spread so that the crowd of upwelling jyotishacharya. range land, career or child-related problems people.

Nepal, Delhi and other States also leads here. advises these people free. dev a Riga-based in his grotto (of Bihar Sarvodaya) six months and days in Delhi's rajghat. bapu to model, Bhagwati Mishra, who view the motivation and his mother nature have exceeded the 65 spring elections voters voting franchise to awaken and posted a alakh? rddhasainik force From the work of delivering water and snacks. that is why many times by local administration and organizations have been honored. last days he Patna Museum, realised that rare book heritage. more secure, for it is from this museum he spoke of this book from the Museum next month suit. berge.

Planet Mars

Remove the curtain on the secrets of Mars to begin its campaign from October India. 470 crore India's campaign stands with the five selected countries will be the first such operations. these United States, Russia, Europe, China and Japan.

Physical research laboratory [PRL] Mars in charge of the campaign to have it, said Goswami JN. by the middle of October, the start of the campaign. PRL Indian space research organisation [ISRO]. to attend Indian Science Congress here arrived Goswami said no formal name not just campaign. This ability to send India's spacecraft will display.

The aim of the campaign was decided has studied under Mars atmosphere. now has any country. to send the spacecraft to use PSLV-XL rocket on. the Mars scientists is always of interest. they explore the possibilities of life on this planet are seeking for special emphasis on this aspect of the campaign will be in.. India its space program Detail. in 2008 was sent to the moon as the moon on unmanned aerial vehicles to check for water..