Wednesday 29 May 2013

Joking Time

*:) happyA three-year-old kid sitting outside the hospital was able to wait inside his mother's doctor, who was near a pregnant woman appeared out there!

Child asked the woman to the curiosity, your stomach is so big? She said the baby in my belly!

He said to wonder what your baby in the womb?

She said yes of course!

The little kid with the big mishmash, is this real baby?

She said, yes of course, this is the real baby!

Then he asked her, looking towards chaunkate and wonder, then why have you eaten?



*/:) raised eyebrowsA newly married couple to stay in the city after the wedding!

There he took a room and began living with new neighbors, a morning wash clothes by their women looked for drying out a surprise for them!

He saw the clothing and come not to clean it, see how many dirty clothes are kept, it should use a good laundry SOAP?

Her husband has also been seen and the quiet!

In the three weeks after two women in the same way that speaks about women! Then a month later one morning when the woman looked so surprised to see your husband seems to say, today it is soapy used good and now it is gone, I also wonder laundry it all who would be taught?

Her husband said this morning I was up early and clean your Windows of the room!



*:P tongueOnce the math teacher called and make your copy check pappu.

Pappu-directed masterji I did homework.

In the readers mind as yours master-don't think of homework right now to tell you what is the excuse?

Pappu-g master g yesterday had explained the by-part right that I don't understand.

Master-multiply the General bit-part you understand nalayak did, when I was your age, 15-15 digit multiplication-part takes only lets in.

Pappu-will be able to master, because you sure will have a good teacher teaches.



*:puke! pukeHusband-wife fight.

Husband-now if you asked me in a Word and the animals will wake up!

Wife-well, well wake up inside you who let him bless the animal is sitting no afraid of rats. !!!



*;;) batting eyelashesThe son of a stingy man stroll with your garlapherand.

When asked by the stingy-how many rupees blow?

Son-two and a half centuries.

To hear angry and stingy abuses.

Son-and what does bapu. It has equally?