Joking Time

A three-year-old kid sitting outside the hospital was able to wait inside his mother's doctor, who was near a pregnant woman appeared out there!

Child asked the woman to the curiosity, your stomach is so big? She said the baby in my belly!

He said to wonder what your baby in the womb?

She said yes of course!

The little kid with the big mishmash, is this real baby?

She said, yes of course, this is the real baby!

Then he asked her, looking towards chaunkate and wonder, then why have you eaten?



A newly married couple to stay in the city after the wedding!

There he took a room and began living with new neighbors, a morning wash clothes by their women looked for drying out a surprise for them!

He saw the clothing and come not to clean it, see how many dirty clothes are kept, it should use a good laundry SOAP?

Her husband has also been seen and the quiet!

In the three weeks after two women in the same way that speaks about women! Then a month later one morning when the woman looked so surprised to see your husband seems to say, today it is soapy used good and now it is gone, I also wonder laundry it all who would be taught?

Her husband said this morning I was up early and clean your Windows of the room!



Once the math teacher called and make your copy check pappu.

Pappu-directed masterji I did homework.

In the readers mind as yours master-don't think of homework right now to tell you what is the excuse?

Pappu-g master g yesterday had explained the by-part right that I don't understand.

Master-multiply the General bit-part you understand nalayak did, when I was your age, 15-15 digit multiplication-part takes only lets in.

Pappu-will be able to master, because you sure will have a good teacher teaches.



Husband-wife fight.

Husband-now if you asked me in a Word and the animals will wake up!

Wife-well, well wake up inside you who let him bless the animal is sitting no afraid of rats. !!!



The son of a stingy man stroll with your garlapherand.

When asked by the stingy-how many rupees blow?

Son-two and a half centuries.

To hear angry and stingy abuses.

Son-and what does bapu. It has equally?

Party girl

Party girl (a boy) – you can delete one thing my face?

Boy (triumphantly)?

Look like your dog girl ..!



An alcoholic drink a day more. ladkhadate door steps of some kind and try to open the lock by removing the keys from the Pocket.

Much intoxication due to not only put the key in the lock and key are able to move around and never ever was it annoying a person standing nearby see its help you may have.

Uttered came – bring the key, lock I open.

Bender said-no, no, I will open the lock. you just grabbed. door position



Police-your friend how dead?

Institutional perspective "-don't know, she said in my stomach jumped, the mouse-so I gave her medicine to kill the rat feeding..!!!



The practice in the past five years a widow and widower are greater than friendship. male finally put forward women propose marriage. woman shortly Yes.

The next morning when he woke up, he did not remember exactly what my wedding proposal about Lady responded. Yes or not after quite long to try. When did not remember so he asked to call women and marriage proposal to me yesterday what he replied, Yes or not.

The woman said thank you God's million-million phone. the answer so I of course had the same but I had forgotten that they had replied to!



A Japanese woman your friend going through the streets of Singapore with a woman who was my boyfriend pushed out the window down in the dustbin.

It said its Japanese female friend-these are quite an extravagant singapore women.

-How? Friend asked.

-Watch now! This man now and four-five years it could serve.

Marriage Cancelled

Having just read up to class VIII and groom teeth despite being funded by the information at the bottom of the bridal canopy jaymal rounds refused to take even when considerable value manauvval girl. insistence on non-negotiable, the morning after beating back both sides agreement baraat. bananarama village resident, rerum sanihampur station area daughter kahinjari married Shakuntala gopalpur, son of Bipin Kumar resident Jagdish Narayan rebuilds fix with Boy's private school in them. teacher was informed of.. dvarchar the village Saturday evening after the baraat pomp jaymal and other rituals were completed.

Bhanvaron at night was sitting down when the bride for the Pavilion, the groom, the bride some doubt Act taking rounds was refused. isolate the Sisters of the bride by moving the boys spoke only to read up to class VIII and having bad teeth. the girl has refused to marry kin and bridesmaid party has tried to convince. doneBut not a result emerged in the morning, both sides make compromise in the village head sonelal. After returning the bride without thanadhyaksh, the elegant Siddiqui baraat was ruled out event information.