Sunday 28 July 2013

What A Joke

My mother has been fighting them betiah, I am coming back immediately!

Mother: no daughter, damadji must, of course, their penalty made you wait, I'd just get there!

One day, Ravana disco and sadmen the unconscious.
Tell why?
Because entry fees RS 2000 ' head ' was.

Teacher tell the man from the institutional perspective "-are both hands in her Hindi and English?

Institutional perspective "-Sir haindsaphri in Hindi in English nobleman.

Son of institutional perspective "-Papa, if you see 10 and 5 rupee notes in the way you which to take action?

Institutional perspective ": 10 rupees!

Son-that's why you can't do both. joke!!!

Once the institutional perspective "banta restaurants.
Waiter-what will you
Institutional perspective "-for me they bring the bread recipe.
Waiter-sari these here.
Banta-Hey! Thou shalt not take the tension is seeking institutional perspective "pizza.

Master g-50 men to feed five kg lentils seem so tell how men will need 75 pulses?

Students will look just as much water and lentils — Sir glances.

Oy is the largest lion in the Office you will do at home?

Friends: Oy I lived at home the lion man I just jumped on me Durga g.

An Engineering College installed in a plane all professors. While all sat down then the pilot announced the plane you will be pleased to learn that-you are sitting you have created by students of the College of ...

A beggar sitting in the car away from God's name 100 rupees memsab dedo.
After giving away money, Mr Bachchan teasingly quizzed-Dua so let go.
Beggar: sitting in the car, now memsab what rocket at bungie?

The other is a woman: hear you doing the fourth wedding.

Second: so what do the sister, first spouse have to be God's beloved second and third to Facebook.