Monday 10 June 2013

Jokes As My Funn

Institutional perspective "(banta)-Hey man these mobile will make me broke!

Banta (institutional perspective ")-why? What happened?

Institutional perspective "-shows the battery frequently, and I am changed batteries now 56!!!



Guruji, surrealism and disciple-what is the difference?

Guruji – your present here and my discourse, Surrealism but my focusing on the things that you think are my illusion!



Institutional perspective "(banta)-if I climbed coconut tree jaun will see the engineering college girls?

Banta (institutional perspective ")-so, and give up, then mounted tree Medical College will also see ..!



One day, a boy of eight years, asked his father-dad-dad, call-girl who says?

Hearing Daddy question baffles.

Snapped by hadbada-son she. That's it, are not the call center by telephone, call the girls to work on the girl.

But these tell you where these unique struck the question?

Son said dad, tell you the anti-incumbency factor, where you answer these unique struck?



Two people were in line at the ticket window of the railways. they have a youngster stood.

The person who said that further behind – today's youth don't let. This boy, manner just how to look prissy are dressed in it. ।

Forgive the replied-to discover the boy on my daughter.

-Oh, you are a good dad sari m.?

-No, I am its mother. ...



Father-son, your grandfather had married and pachtae. I married and regretting. now what would you do?

Son-and what do I would get married and family tradition nibhaunga.. pachtaunga again.



Institutional perspective "to see the girl.

The girl's parents to talk to the girl in the institutional perspective "to solitude.

Institutional perspective "did not understand whether to speak of. She asked the big guts scintillating-banja, how many brothers and sisters???

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Girl has responded by filling the cold breath-so far, so the two were the same but now have three!!!



Girlfriend (boyfriend)-when you miss me, what do you do?

Boyfriend (girlfriend)-your favourite ice cream takes eating and you?

Girlfriend-Gold takes phlek p.. !!!



Ramu was the son of the school go cry.

Ramu-lion babies cry.

Son-lion kids don't go to school too!



Judge (con)-why did you arrest?

Thief (judge)-don't know Sir, I was doing the morning shopping and hav brought here by arrested me honor.

Judge-good, but this is not a laughing matter?

Thief-Yes, I, too, when they're trying to explain why.

Judge-what time are you shopping in the morning?

Con-g-shop opening hours before.