What A Joke

My mother has been fighting them betiah, I am coming back immediately!

Mother: no daughter, damadji must, of course, their penalty made you wait, I'd just get there!

One day, Ravana disco and sadmen the unconscious.
Tell why?
Because entry fees RS 2000 ' head ' was.

Teacher tell the man from the institutional perspective "-are both hands in her Hindi and English?

Institutional perspective "-Sir haindsaphri in Hindi in English nobleman.

Son of institutional perspective "-Papa, if you see 10 and 5 rupee notes in the way you which to take action?

Institutional perspective ": 10 rupees!

Son-that's why you can't do both. joke!!!

Once the institutional perspective "banta restaurants.
Waiter-what will you
Institutional perspective "-for me they bring the bread recipe.
Waiter-sari these here.
Banta-Hey! Thou shalt not take the tension is seeking institutional perspective "pizza.

Master g-50 men to feed five kg lentils seem so tell how men will need 75 pulses?

Students will look just as much water and lentils — Sir glances.

Oy is the largest lion in the Office you will do at home?

Friends: Oy I lived at home the lion man I just jumped on me Durga g.

An Engineering College installed in a plane all professors. While all sat down then the pilot announced the plane you will be pleased to learn that-you are sitting you have created by students of the College of ...

A beggar sitting in the car away from God's name 100 rupees memsab dedo.
After giving away money, Mr Bachchan teasingly quizzed-Dua so let go.
Beggar: sitting in the car, now memsab what rocket at bungie?

The other is a woman: hear you doing the fourth wedding.

Second: so what do the sister, first spouse have to be God's beloved second and third to Facebook.

Fun Jone

Girlfriend-how often you Phala jānū week shaved?

Lover-I shaved 20-30 times a day.

Girlfriend-you crazy?

Boyfriend-Oh no I am the hairdresser Ray pagli.

Husband: is very painful in the waist, audax House demand of the neighborhood.
Wife: she will not.
Husband: how many are stingy all of them, take your own closet to bring out.

Rooster hen: I love u know, I could do anything for you.
Hen: beating really?
Cock: Yes, very true.
Part one: Let's give you egg today.

Lion's wedding was a dog dancing like crazy.
Asked why was mad the lion being holier-than-thou? Wedding so my.
Dog: wedding before I even lion.

Institutional perspective ": man, when I wrote that letter on my marriage will come, why don't you?
Banta: Oh man, I got a letter.
Institutional perspective ": I wrote then that letter found not found you, of course.

A hen has married him.
After the wedding, said a poultry hen-what we were dying who married the Eagle tune?
Hen do you bid-wedding so I wanted was that boy Daddy's insistence on the air force to be in. ..!

Where's my girl went gift?
The boy-road on which the red car, see?
Girl gladly: Yes.Vao
Boy: I brought exactly the same color discoloration Tere.

Plenty of pictures of his wife a day pulling institutional perspective ".
Wife and very happy quote: what it is, today, going to my photo on the photo!
Institutional perspective ": nothing wild life photography on my head today pagli, Ghost Rider.

A girl away from home, came back after 3 days.
Father (angry) now what was taking?
Daughter-the thin pin charger

A baby born with a smile.
Nurse-why Swan?

Child shot and opened the fist-pil uttered by showing not only hard to kill-Don ' impossible. '

Do Not Laugh

Institutional perspective ": man, when I wrote that letter on my marriage will come, why don't you?
Banta: Oh man, I got a letter.
Institutional perspective ": I wrote then that letter found not found you, of course.

A hen has married him.
After the wedding, said a poultry hen-what we were dying who married the Eagle tune?
Hen do you bid-wedding so I wanted was that boy Daddy's insistence on the air force to be in. ..!

Where's my girl went gift?
The boy-road on which the red car, see?
Girl gladly: Yes.Vao
Boy: I brought exactly the same color discoloration Tere.

Plenty of pictures of his wife a day pulling institutional perspective ".
Wife and very happy quote: what it is, today, going to my photo on the photo!
Institutional perspective ": nothing wild life photography on my head today pagli, Ghost Rider.

A girl away from home, came back after 3 days.
Father (angry) now what was taking?
Daughter-the thin pin charger

A baby born with a smile.
Nurse-why Swan?

Child shot and opened the fist-pil uttered by showing not only hard to kill-Don ' impossible. '

A person who asked their friend has been divorced by wife, now you Shredder lives?

Friends said-no, now I am more happy. First I had to do the work of two people, one only has to.

Wife husband asks her husband ghunsa, squirt. "what happened?"
Wife: did a paper in your shirt pocket, on which Mary wrote.
Husband: Oh that! Last week I was there I on the trekking horse riding, a day after his wife Mary was a him. "strongly ghunsa receipt.
Husband then tadpakar asked him, "what now?"
Wife: call your mare.

Girl: g we do not drink, smoke, the guy who takes the Pan, just boiled vegan food match, and take the name of God day and night ..!! .
Pandit: boy, you just come to the Gandhi Hospital. c. u. Vard will get in!!!

What can you cook bread husband and not, as my mother was Cook |
Wife-can cook | If you also have exactly the same flour interlock, as were your dad guntha |

Time Pass With Funny Jokes

A baby born with a smile.
Nurse-why Swan?

Child shot and opened the fist-pil uttered by showing not only hard to kill-Don ' impossible. '

A person who asked their friend has been divorced by wife, now you Shredder lives?

Friends said-no, now I am more happy. First I had to do the work of two people, one only has to.

Wife husband asks her husband ghunsa, squirt. "what happened?"
Wife: did a paper in your shirt pocket, on which Mary wrote.
Husband: Oh that! Last week I was there I on the trekking horse riding, a day after his wife Mary was a him. "strongly ghunsa receipt.
Husband then tadpakar asked him, "what now?"
Wife: call your mare.

Girl: g we do not drink, smoke, the guy who takes the Pan, just boiled vegan food match, and take the name of God day and night ..!! .
Pandit: boy, you just come to the Gandhi Hospital. c. u. Vard will get in!!!

What can you cook bread husband and not, as my mother was Cook |
Wife-can cook | If you also have exactly the same flour interlock, as were your dad guntha |

Two women are chatting among themselves.

The first is my husband's birthday today. Do not understand that they do give gifts that go to be happy?

The other woman-"divorced"

A man from the boat somewhere. suddenly overturned his boat away and loud air. save me I pray to God she's 21 kg laddu chadhaunga.
A loud wave went away and she came out. he breaks out as soon as she said what your, how your.
Then came a wave of intensely and she reached into the river.
Then she uttered. Hey I was just asking your gram flour or to?

The bandits Bank cashiers to dam were to outlaw bank locator. cashiers, gid-gidakar said.

Friends! Please register to take along my messed up a million bucks per.

Ramu-man when you look so hot?

Dholu-we are the front AC bainth |

Ramu-and when too much heat so what?

Dholu-when more heat is required, then turn on the AC.

Nurse: Congrats to you boy is born institutional perspective ".
Santaah Oy, how it is that my wife is in hospital technology and the baby is born in the House.