Wednesday 17 July 2013

Fun Jone

Girlfriend-how often you Phala jānū week shaved?

Lover-I shaved 20-30 times a day.

Girlfriend-you crazy?

Boyfriend-Oh no I am the hairdresser Ray pagli.

Husband: is very painful in the waist, audax House demand of the neighborhood.
Wife: she will not.
Husband: how many are stingy all of them, take your own closet to bring out.

Rooster hen: I love u know, I could do anything for you.
Hen: beating really?
Cock: Yes, very true.
Part one: Let's give you egg today.

Lion's wedding was a dog dancing like crazy.
Asked why was mad the lion being holier-than-thou? Wedding so my.
Dog: wedding before I even lion.

Institutional perspective ": man, when I wrote that letter on my marriage will come, why don't you?
Banta: Oh man, I got a letter.
Institutional perspective ": I wrote then that letter found not found you, of course.

A hen has married him.
After the wedding, said a poultry hen-what we were dying who married the Eagle tune?
Hen do you bid-wedding so I wanted was that boy Daddy's insistence on the air force to be in. ..!

Where's my girl went gift?
The boy-road on which the red car, see?
Girl gladly: Yes.Vao
Boy: I brought exactly the same color discoloration Tere.

Plenty of pictures of his wife a day pulling institutional perspective ".
Wife and very happy quote: what it is, today, going to my photo on the photo!
Institutional perspective ": nothing wild life photography on my head today pagli, Ghost Rider.

A girl away from home, came back after 3 days.
Father (angry) now what was taking?
Daughter-the thin pin charger

A baby born with a smile.
Nurse-why Swan?

Child shot and opened the fist-pil uttered by showing not only hard to kill-Don ' impossible. '