Thursday, 10 October 2013

Ibne Abbas To Be New Pakistani Envoy To India

Syed Ibn Abbas will be the new High Commissioner to India Pakistan's Salman Bashir, Bashir replaced former Pakistan people's Party. the Government has appointed a High Commissioner.

Nawaz Sharif came to power after the Pakistani Government in the place of Bashir Abbas decided to India. the High Commission, New Delhi before Abbas posted in baking.

Director of the Foreign Ministry of Kashmir Affairs. his appointment there is going to be at the moment, when clashes between the two countries on the border between the two countries relations in front of them. to improve a major challenge.

India just two countries military campaign mahanideshkon (DGMO) meeting also show no haste. asked about the Ministry spokesman said the two officers phone conversation every week. on Tuesday, the talks will be only two decided. Manmohan-Sharif during a meeting soon between the two countries decided to make meeting the DGMO.

In the meantime, were also proposed to Karen on Monday recovered a large weapons, seven AK-47, it was four pistols, a sniper rifle and 20 grenade. Army is said to have been given the weapons constantly clear that any war-like preparation. last month proposed to Karen a large number of terrorists coming together of climbing was reported to be Pakistani soldiers also present these. feared. now The Pakistani military to be involved in many of subut deposits are being made. last days President Pranab Mukherjee during his trip abroad to give shelter to cross-border terrorism from Pakistan to blame.

Wednesday, 2 October 2013

US Treasury Starts Last Measure

The confrontation between Republicans and Democrats on the budget from the financial crisis in the United States, the Ministry of finance to save the last stakes games. American Finance Minister Jack Lew said that Government borrowing in furtherance of legal force last date. this Government October 17, even after a few more days will get a deferment of running costs.

MPs Ministry of Finance Minister said in the letter sent to the Government to stop the Currency Exchange Fund reinvestment is at the moment besides the federal financing bank, civil service retirement and disebiliti Fund with debt swap agreement. Lew has made clear that these initiatives government lending 16.7 trillion dollar could use a bit more, but, October 17, after it expired. If the date of both political parties could not settle so the economy died.

The letter urged the MPS they Lew partisan interest to understand their responsibilities and keeping up on any agreement in order to increase the Government's borrowing capacity. its not only the Finance Ministry increased cash and will get revenue. non-public policy Center estimated that October 18, five are completed between several liabilities as well as of November.

Liu said that starting from October has brought fiscal year expenses which could not pass the Bill, government offices began layoffs in Government's lending capacity but it has no bearing on the instant case.

The delay in ending the impasse

New York-another political deadlock began with layoffs. day is passing on u.s. stock markets on Wednesday hit the fair. the Government of all index fall by 15 November 2009. the Obama government agencies to continue presenting a new Bill costs. the impact of the economy and market experts say layoffs will be far-reaching on the market.

Tuesday, 24 September 2013

Modi s Hi Tech Rally In Delhi

The BJP's Prime Ministerial candidate MODI's September 29 rally to attract people towards Delhi BJP capital places in countdown timer to count down planting. on Tuesday, the first count down timer state headquarters. planted around the capital such as 20 timer.

Delhi BJP behest Vijay Goel said the rally for the party to use the modern technology on a large scale has been the BJP's decision to a particular Forum. the Forum will place nearly 20,000 square feet. find three forums, including a main stage, main stage will have only two other platform. in addition to the party Narendra Modi on the main stage at Delhi charge Nitin gadkariThe opposition leader in the Assembly Vijay Kumar Malhotra and Vijay Goel will be present, while two other senior BJP leaders in Delhi on two forums made available.

There will be two main screen behind the stage and the 20 led screen, through which people will be able to see speaking their leaders closely. Goyal said the Forum would be to create dynamic backdrop to lively, including running will appear, who came to the rally scene people will be extremely modern forum messages and people who will rallyClose to you, they have their own forum.

People can hear from dhanag speech right, line array sound system will be set up will ensure that final line array system. in line to hear the person sitting or standing still speech. it will use four-speaker sound system that is part of a line array system. These are the world's best speakers speakers and the sound of big rallies to top class broadcast.

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

Fast Track Projects

To reduce crude oil imports, the Government is now preparing to curb diesel genitourinary. preparation of a detailed policy. it diesel-powered electricity generating industries or other genitourinary bodies gas based power planton power supply. Energy Minister jyotiraditya scindia Tuesday at a meeting of the Ministers of the States the power to propose the ambitious plan.

According to the Energy Ministry's senior official in the country normally power cuts during the genitourinary to 72 thousand MW of power is made every year. its cost per unit on average 14-15., imported gas-based power plant at a rate of only eight rupees per unit of electricity can beAlso used more the brunt of diesel jenset. crude oil (crude) imports generally raise. crude imports to be spending the most on foreign exchange that increased current account deficit. kendrasrakar within three to four years the next current account deficit (land come and go out of foreign exchange differences) to the current 4.8 phisad (GDP) reduced from 2.5 to phisad The goal is to replace the diesel jenset. from such a deficit to overcome.

According to sources from all over the country ample diesel jenset States to stop rich collaboration. first select those areas in the country where the power to make diesel generator is then used on a large scale of these areas will put small gas-based power plant around. diesel jenset gas based power plant can be used to replace only because according to the gas power plant demand ever on and Of. coal plant with it.

Gas power plant will make more peak power in particular experienced in these bodies or industrial sectors in General. another power supply from power stations would be possible; where there will be electricity from hydro-electric projects. it took the help of PowerGrid. forward this plan large residential colonies or other establishments can be added too.

Friday, 30 August 2013

Gold Drops From Record High

See softening in the market in the RS and stakiston, gold-silver for the second successive day offloading continued. due to its local bullion market on Friday, the yellow metal prices per ten thousand dropped 31 700 RS 625 g. bygone days it was RS ludhki 1575. similar silver-1710 rupees per kg to close at grinkov 54 thousand. on Thursday, the metal has 2790 of dive.

About sava on Thursday two bucks and Fridays $ also in cheaper money. 85 bucks to put pressure on the yellow metal this strongly. in addition, $ 1402.65 in international markets for Singapore came down came per ounce gold. the impact on the domestic market. this local market gold jewelry prices per ten thousand 500 to RS 31 625 g. eight g-300 my purvastar 25 thousand Ginni Silver weekly delivery unchanged at $ 1,300 bucks injury. intake per kg and 54 thousand similar silver coin 1000 bucks bid was grinkov has 88,000-per 89,000 closed at hundreds.

Commodity regulator forward markets Commission [FMC] has gold margins on money to contract deals from four of the five value phisad. because of this decrease your exposure by stereo started the yellow metal prices in the futures market declined by 2.6 phisad. spot market sentiment was also affected by it.

Thursday, 22 August 2013

Chemical Attack On Syria

UN Secretary-General Ban Ki moon on the outskirts of Damascus by the alleged use of chemical weapons that have expressed surprise at the news. significantly in chemical attacks in Syria almost thirteen hundred people killed news.

Death of a chemical attack in Syria, 1300

UN Deputy spokesperson told reporters that Syria's capital Damascus used chemical weapons on the outskirts of surprise appearance on the news, it repeated that under any circumstance use chemical weapons on any international humanitarian law would be violated.

Syria was in Iraq prior to chemical attack

Deputy spokesman eduard Dell said during a regular news briefing here by the buye that are aware of the fact that the moon some countries such as Syria, the Arab League and the European Union has used chemical weapons in the recent news on the potential expressed deep pyre.

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

Laughing Express

Boy-phone why not risiv?
Girl-she I. ..
She I. ..
She I. ..
She I. ..
Boy-she kept those I put forward then I-speaking.
Girl-I was dancing on the ringtone.

Suspicious spouse, on the first day.
Husband (on the phone): where? Wife: husband: at home in Nice House; then drive.
The wife runs the mixer ...Pew.Home.Pew.Pew.Pew. spouse: good.
The other day ...
Husband (on the phone): where? Wife: husband: at home in Nice House; then drive. wife undertakes: ...Pew.Home ...Pew.Pew. Pew.
Husband: well well.
On the third day the husband suddenly home is ... ...
Husband: where is mistress? Butler: don't know Sir, are ever too late.But Sir ... .... In a sense, been paralyzed by not
Why the mixer.

Banta: what happened to the big Blues is sitting oye institutional perspective "?
Institutional perspective "was a hard man in: simply don't understand what to do!
Banta: Oh what a delusional too?
Institutional perspective ": nothing man just so that a trouble if costs would not tolerate make-up so his wife and would not tolerate if does not make the wife

The future of your child everyday banta Temple worship 2 hours.
Daily.
Everyday.
Up to 5 years.
2 hours per day.
One day God given vision and said, "take my parents, are married"

Institutional perspective ": If someone takes you door to see what backround?
Banta: aunga returned.
Are you single patthe institutional perspective ": OWL is from both sides, you latch. also took out the part.

Pappu: you have two pen what?
Girl: no g sari
Pappu: I asked you have two pen what?
Girl: neither comprehend spoken?
Pappu: nuts are two of your pen somewhere?
Girl: Abe is not so that Pen uttered patthe OWL once and asked the hathode to break Sir dungi.
Pappu: hathoda?
Girl: no
Pappu: fantastic!!! Now tell your have two pen?

Institutional perspective ": a girl walking around with Oy thou." who was she?

Banta: Oy man, no she was my sister away.

Institutional perspective ": good!!! Know your sister last year, she also was my sister.

Once a sharp battle between institutional perspective "on the matter and banta.

Santaah over, I will make your clothes will make you're naked!

Bantaah don't see serious action by the romantic Oy.!

My mother has been fighting them betiah, I am coming back immediately!

Mother: no daughter, damadji must, of course, their penalty made you wait, I'd just get there!

One day, Ravana disco and sadmen the unconscious.
Tell why?
Because entry fees RS 2000 ' head ' was.

Sunday, 28 July 2013

What A Joke

My mother has been fighting them betiah, I am coming back immediately!

Mother: no daughter, damadji must, of course, their penalty made you wait, I'd just get there!

One day, Ravana disco and sadmen the unconscious.
Tell why?
Because entry fees RS 2000 ' head ' was.

Teacher tell the man from the institutional perspective "-are both hands in her Hindi and English?

Institutional perspective "-Sir haindsaphri in Hindi in English nobleman.

Son of institutional perspective "-Papa, if you see 10 and 5 rupee notes in the way you which to take action?

Institutional perspective ": 10 rupees!

Son-that's why you can't do both. joke!!!

Once the institutional perspective "banta restaurants.
Waiter-what will you
Institutional perspective "-for me they bring the bread recipe.
Waiter-sari these here.
Banta-Hey! Thou shalt not take the tension is seeking institutional perspective "pizza.

Master g-50 men to feed five kg lentils seem so tell how men will need 75 pulses?

Students will look just as much water and lentils — Sir glances.

Oy is the largest lion in the Office you will do at home?

Friends: Oy I lived at home the lion man I just jumped on me Durga g.

An Engineering College installed in a plane all professors. While all sat down then the pilot announced the plane you will be pleased to learn that-you are sitting you have created by students of the College of ...

A beggar sitting in the car away from God's name 100 rupees memsab dedo.
After giving away money, Mr Bachchan teasingly quizzed-Dua so let go.
Beggar: sitting in the car, now memsab what rocket at bungie?

The other is a woman: hear you doing the fourth wedding.

Second: so what do the sister, first spouse have to be God's beloved second and third to Facebook.


Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Fun Jone

Girlfriend-how often you Phala jānū week shaved?

Lover-I shaved 20-30 times a day.

Girlfriend-you crazy?

Boyfriend-Oh no I am the hairdresser Ray pagli.

Husband: is very painful in the waist, audax House demand of the neighborhood.
Wife: she will not.
Husband: how many are stingy all of them, take your own closet to bring out.

Rooster hen: I love u know, I could do anything for you.
Hen: beating really?
Cock: Yes, very true.
Part one: Let's give you egg today.

Lion's wedding was a dog dancing like crazy.
Asked why was mad the lion being holier-than-thou? Wedding so my.
Dog: wedding before I even lion.

Institutional perspective ": man, when I wrote that letter on my marriage will come, why don't you?
Banta: Oh man, I got a letter.
Institutional perspective ": I wrote then that letter found not found you, of course.

A hen has married him.
After the wedding, said a poultry hen-what we were dying who married the Eagle tune?
Hen do you bid-wedding so I wanted was that boy Daddy's insistence on the air force to be in. ..!

Where's my girl went gift?
The boy-road on which the red car, see?
Girl gladly: Yes.Vao
Boy: I brought exactly the same color discoloration Tere.

Plenty of pictures of his wife a day pulling institutional perspective ".
Wife and very happy quote: what it is, today, going to my photo on the photo!
Institutional perspective ": nothing wild life photography on my head today pagli, Ghost Rider.

A girl away from home, came back after 3 days.
Father (angry) now what was taking?
Daughter-the thin pin charger

A baby born with a smile.
Nurse-why Swan?

Child shot and opened the fist-pil uttered by showing not only hard to kill-Don ' impossible. '


Wednesday, 10 July 2013

Do Not Laugh

Institutional perspective ": man, when I wrote that letter on my marriage will come, why don't you?
Banta: Oh man, I got a letter.
Institutional perspective ": I wrote then that letter found not found you, of course.

A hen has married him.
After the wedding, said a poultry hen-what we were dying who married the Eagle tune?
Hen do you bid-wedding so I wanted was that boy Daddy's insistence on the air force to be in. ..!

Where's my girl went gift?
The boy-road on which the red car, see?
Girl gladly: Yes.Vao
Boy: I brought exactly the same color discoloration Tere.

Plenty of pictures of his wife a day pulling institutional perspective ".
Wife and very happy quote: what it is, today, going to my photo on the photo!
Institutional perspective ": nothing wild life photography on my head today pagli, Ghost Rider.

A girl away from home, came back after 3 days.
Father (angry) now what was taking?
Daughter-the thin pin charger

A baby born with a smile.
Nurse-why Swan?

Child shot and opened the fist-pil uttered by showing not only hard to kill-Don ' impossible. '

A person who asked their friend has been divorced by wife, now you Shredder lives?

Friends said-no, now I am more happy. First I had to do the work of two people, one only has to.

Wife husband asks her husband ghunsa, squirt. "what happened?"
Wife: did a paper in your shirt pocket, on which Mary wrote.
Husband: Oh that! Last week I was there I on the trekking horse riding, a day after his wife Mary was a him. "strongly ghunsa receipt.
Husband then tadpakar asked him, "what now?"
Wife: call your mare.

Girl: g we do not drink, smoke, the guy who takes the Pan, just boiled vegan food match, and take the name of God day and night ..!! .
Pandit: boy, you just come to the Gandhi Hospital. c. u. Vard will get in!!!

What can you cook bread husband and not, as my mother was Cook |
Wife-can cook | If you also have exactly the same flour interlock, as were your dad guntha |


Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Time Pass With Funny Jokes

A baby born with a smile.
Nurse-why Swan?

Child shot and opened the fist-pil uttered by showing not only hard to kill-Don ' impossible. '

A person who asked their friend has been divorced by wife, now you Shredder lives?

Friends said-no, now I am more happy. First I had to do the work of two people, one only has to.

Wife husband asks her husband ghunsa, squirt. "what happened?"
Wife: did a paper in your shirt pocket, on which Mary wrote.
Husband: Oh that! Last week I was there I on the trekking horse riding, a day after his wife Mary was a him. "strongly ghunsa receipt.
Husband then tadpakar asked him, "what now?"
Wife: call your mare.

Girl: g we do not drink, smoke, the guy who takes the Pan, just boiled vegan food match, and take the name of God day and night ..!! .
Pandit: boy, you just come to the Gandhi Hospital. c. u. Vard will get in!!!

What can you cook bread husband and not, as my mother was Cook |
Wife-can cook | If you also have exactly the same flour interlock, as were your dad guntha |

Two women are chatting among themselves.

The first is my husband's birthday today. Do not understand that they do give gifts that go to be happy?

The other woman-"divorced"

A man from the boat somewhere. suddenly overturned his boat away and loud air. save me I pray to God she's 21 kg laddu chadhaunga.
A loud wave went away and she came out. he breaks out as soon as she said what your, how your.
Then came a wave of intensely and she reached into the river.
Then she uttered. Hey I was just asking your gram flour or to?

The bandits Bank cashiers to dam were to outlaw bank locator. cashiers, gid-gidakar said.

Friends! Please register to take along my messed up a million bucks per.

Ramu-man when you look so hot?

Dholu-we are the front AC bainth |

Ramu-and when too much heat so what?

Dholu-when more heat is required, then turn on the AC.

Nurse: Congrats to you boy is born institutional perspective ".
Santaah Oy, how it is that my wife is in hospital technology and the baby is born in the House.