Laughing Time

Wife (husband)-if I got something so you'll immediately second marriage?

Husband (thinking) – at least 2-3 months so will wait or what people say!


Institutional perspective "wife with shopping malls. is there a girl told him Hello.

Wife-who was he?

Institutional perspective "-for God's sake shut up, that's the question that's too puchegi?


A man's wife went missing. that man in something like the live advertisements of missing his wife's Eater-

My wife is missing from the last five days, which will bring her to me any search news trying to find him.

He feared a hand wash your life!


Son-mum, what you used to work in the circus?

Mother-if not, why?

Son-then why do all the guys say you Papa nachati on the fingers?


Institutional perspective "(banta)-man, the Government voting to be made law 18 years then why 21 years age to get married?

Banta (institutional perspective ")-see Government know that the country is easier to handle but the wife won't handle!


Reema-I want to marry a slick man who sings good, good dancer, I show new places every day, every week, the picture of the physical world, when I spoke to stay honest to say to be honest be silent and quiet.

Believe me-you don't need television sets husband!!!


Wife (husband) came to get married then so much strut. now why sahme-sahme from?

Husband (wife)-then I was with me the whole procession was not alone!


A thief had stolen out of the home by a baby's eye was open.

Baby take my school bag also uttered.

Otherwise will making noise!!!

Lots Of GudGudii

A thief had stolen out of the home by a baby's eye was open.

Baby take my school bag also uttered.

Otherwise will making noise!!!



Teachers tell of the great scientist Sir Newton-Newton was sitting in the garden that only come with an Apple on his head. he discovered the rules of gravity.

A student is quite clear-spoken Sir!

If Newton is not sitting in class and the garden, as if we are sitting, so also do not find anything.



One day, a boy of eight years, asked his father-dad-dad, call-girl who says?

Hearing Daddy question baffles.

Snapped by hadbada-son she. That's it, are not the call center by telephone, call the girls to work on the girl.

But these tell you where these unique struck the question?

Son said dad, tell you the anti-incumbency factor, where you answer these unique struck?



Ramu was the son of the school go cry.

Ramu-lion babies cry.

Son-lion kids don't go to school too!



Pappu buy a toy train for his son some toy later. when she saw that the room was the son child playing by train and is saying is that the off-the OWL is off, patthe OWL patthe to ascend that went up the train shall not exceed two minutes. razak.

Hearing the child's mouth went up this language of pappu ratings he has held two planted tamache. and dont speak like this ever again. then said-I am going to market two hours long you just got padhoge,.!

Two hours later, when the child was reading when pappu. pasij to see his heart and baby then allowed play by train.

He didn't have time to hear the child-the OWL to get off he should be off the patthe OWL patthe to ascend he climbed. The car is already a two-hour late because of the OWL patthe..



Father-son, how did you wife?

Son-dad, I like the Moon's wife, who came and went in the morning to the night.

Jokes As My Funn

Institutional perspective "(banta)-Hey man these mobile will make me broke!

Banta (institutional perspective ")-why? What happened?

Institutional perspective "-shows the battery frequently, and I am changed batteries now 56!!!



Guruji, surrealism and disciple-what is the difference?

Guruji – your present here and my discourse, Surrealism but my focusing on the things that you think are my illusion!



Institutional perspective "(banta)-if I climbed coconut tree jaun will see the engineering college girls?

Banta (institutional perspective ")-so, and give up, then mounted tree Medical College will also see ..!



One day, a boy of eight years, asked his father-dad-dad, call-girl who says?

Hearing Daddy question baffles.

Snapped by hadbada-son she. That's it, are not the call center by telephone, call the girls to work on the girl.

But these tell you where these unique struck the question?

Son said dad, tell you the anti-incumbency factor, where you answer these unique struck?



Two people were in line at the ticket window of the railways. they have a youngster stood.

The person who said that further behind – today's youth don't let. This boy, manner just how to look prissy are dressed in it. ।

Forgive the replied-to discover the boy on my daughter.

-Oh, you are a good dad sari m.?

-No, I am its mother. ...



Father-son, your grandfather had married and pachtae. I married and regretting. now what would you do?

Son-and what do I would get married and family tradition nibhaunga.. pachtaunga again.



Institutional perspective "to see the girl.

The girl's parents to talk to the girl in the institutional perspective "to solitude.

Institutional perspective "did not understand whether to speak of. She asked the big guts scintillating-banja, how many brothers and sisters???

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Girl has responded by filling the cold breath-so far, so the two were the same but now have three!!!



Girlfriend (boyfriend)-when you miss me, what do you do?

Boyfriend (girlfriend)-your favourite ice cream takes eating and you?

Girlfriend-Gold takes phlek p.. !!!



Ramu was the son of the school go cry.

Ramu-lion babies cry.

Son-lion kids don't go to school too!



Judge (con)-why did you arrest?

Thief (judge)-don't know Sir, I was doing the morning shopping and hav brought here by arrested me honor.

Judge-good, but this is not a laughing matter?

Thief-Yes, I, too, when they're trying to explain why.

Judge-what time are you shopping in the morning?

Con-g-shop opening hours before.

Joking Time

A three-year-old kid sitting outside the hospital was able to wait inside his mother's doctor, who was near a pregnant woman appeared out there!

Child asked the woman to the curiosity, your stomach is so big? She said the baby in my belly!

He said to wonder what your baby in the womb?

She said yes of course!

The little kid with the big mishmash, is this real baby?

She said, yes of course, this is the real baby!

Then he asked her, looking towards chaunkate and wonder, then why have you eaten?



A newly married couple to stay in the city after the wedding!

There he took a room and began living with new neighbors, a morning wash clothes by their women looked for drying out a surprise for them!

He saw the clothing and come not to clean it, see how many dirty clothes are kept, it should use a good laundry SOAP?

Her husband has also been seen and the quiet!

In the three weeks after two women in the same way that speaks about women! Then a month later one morning when the woman looked so surprised to see your husband seems to say, today it is soapy used good and now it is gone, I also wonder laundry it all who would be taught?

Her husband said this morning I was up early and clean your Windows of the room!



Once the math teacher called and make your copy check pappu.

Pappu-directed masterji I did homework.

In the readers mind as yours master-don't think of homework right now to tell you what is the excuse?

Pappu-g master g yesterday had explained the by-part right that I don't understand.

Master-multiply the General bit-part you understand nalayak did, when I was your age, 15-15 digit multiplication-part takes only lets in.

Pappu-will be able to master, because you sure will have a good teacher teaches.



Husband-wife fight.

Husband-now if you asked me in a Word and the animals will wake up!

Wife-well, well wake up inside you who let him bless the animal is sitting no afraid of rats. !!!



The son of a stingy man stroll with your garlapherand.

When asked by the stingy-how many rupees blow?

Son-two and a half centuries.

To hear angry and stingy abuses.

Son-and what does bapu. It has equally?

Party girl

Party girl (a boy) – you can delete one thing my face?

Boy (triumphantly)?

Look like your dog girl ..!



An alcoholic drink a day more. ladkhadate door steps of some kind and try to open the lock by removing the keys from the Pocket.

Much intoxication due to not only put the key in the lock and key are able to move around and never ever was it annoying a person standing nearby see its help you may have.

Uttered came – bring the key, lock I open.

Bender said-no, no, I will open the lock. you just grabbed. door position



Police-your friend how dead?

Institutional perspective "-don't know, she said in my stomach jumped, the mouse-so I gave her medicine to kill the rat feeding..!!!



The practice in the past five years a widow and widower are greater than friendship. male finally put forward women propose marriage. woman shortly Yes.

The next morning when he woke up, he did not remember exactly what my wedding proposal about Lady responded. Yes or not after quite long to try. When did not remember so he asked to call women and marriage proposal to me yesterday what he replied, Yes or not.

The woman said thank you God's million-million phone. the answer so I of course had the same but I had forgotten that they had replied to!



A Japanese woman your friend going through the streets of Singapore with a woman who was my boyfriend pushed out the window down in the dustbin.

It said its Japanese female friend-these are quite an extravagant singapore women.

-How? Friend asked.

-Watch now! This man now and four-five years it could serve.

Marriage Cancelled

Having just read up to class VIII and groom teeth despite being funded by the information at the bottom of the bridal canopy jaymal rounds refused to take even when considerable value manauvval girl. insistence on non-negotiable, the morning after beating back both sides agreement baraat. bananarama village resident, rerum sanihampur station area daughter kahinjari married Shakuntala gopalpur, son of Bipin Kumar resident Jagdish Narayan rebuilds fix with Boy's private school in them. teacher was informed of.. dvarchar the village Saturday evening after the baraat pomp jaymal and other rituals were completed.

Bhanvaron at night was sitting down when the bride for the Pavilion, the groom, the bride some doubt Act taking rounds was refused. isolate the Sisters of the bride by moving the boys spoke only to read up to class VIII and having bad teeth. the girl has refused to marry kin and bridesmaid party has tried to convince. doneBut not a result emerged in the morning, both sides make compromise in the village head sonelal. After returning the bride without thanadhyaksh, the elegant Siddiqui baraat was ruled out event information.

Fukushima nuclear power plant

Japan's Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant radioactive water from a water tank located methyl isocynate claimed new desperate. year 2010 after the earthquake ruptured at sea in tremendous waves of tsunami in the Fukushima nuclear plant was great loss. above the risk of spreading radioactive radiation in the region has increased significantly. radioactive water leak of this new phenomenon govern Japan for preventing radiation. every effort .

Takeo electric power company (TEPCO) recently said that 120 tonnes from the water tank weighing tsunami will be placed below ground at the plant, where the other seven water tank. this statement a day after the leak of water in the tank has begun. However that being said radioactive water flowing to the sea will not.

Nuclear plants for cooling water in these tanks is collected. Although this radioactive sijiyam is removed, but another radioactive element there exist. TEPCO said recently after the leak radioactive elements have been identified.

Are Man and Woman Equal

U.s. Secretary of State in his first week as I have a group of courageous women of Burma or Myanmar to meet the distinction of political prisoner two women in the Group was. though he had to endure extreme discomfort in my life, but every single move, the girls provide education and training for the unemployed and looking for work were determined to do it as well as they want of participation in society. . I doubt that in the coming years as well as their communities and bring changes to the country's growth continues strong agent. thus opportunities we are a reminder that American women and girls worldwide to safeguard and promote the rights of Governments, organizations and individuals working with why. Despite all this our own country like the world's most important economicSocial and political issues without the full participation of women, not easily solved.

And according to the country economic forum rlda where men and women receive equal rights compared to those countries are far more economically competitive in those countries where the gender gap is that women and girls have to limit dam or clinical care, education, election offices and do not have permission to access the market. Similarly, the United Nations food and Agriculture Organization estimates that if women farmers Men like seed, fertilizer and technology found in the world would they reach 10 million to 15 million people could reduce the problem of alpaposhan.

Still a lot of women and girls in societies and underestimated the opportunity is given them to school and forced child marriage is gender-based violence has many jindagiyon is either swallowed or negativity forever home. as the father of two girls I have two parents can understand the suffering of a belief. in New Delhi last December 23-year-old Medical student killed in a moving bus just because a woman. Pakistani girl malala yusphajai was the only just wanted to go to school, but hard-liners shot him. I'm your mission towards malala's fearless commitment and death to bring the attackers to justice, whose New Delhi's determination to resolve the brave girl inspired from his father as well. Speaking on behalf of my daughters and women's courage encouraged me.

Leaving behind their half a country faring people. that is why America's prosperity, stability and peace for shared goals on gender equality are essential. that is why u.s. foreign policy to pursue investment in women and girls is necessary. we invest counseling training and on women entrepreneurs, because they simply cannot afford to own their own families could upperBut his country's economy could also help in the development of the education of girls invest in us are so that they can be free from child marriage, can break the vicious cycle of poverty, community leader and committed citizen as enhancing the education of girls and women. and the availability of resources for the next generation of health & education improves.

We strengthen women farmers ' health, motherhood, providing gender-based violence and to focus on stopping the world are working with their partners, because when women are healthy, safe, would benefit all societies. Additionally, he led his labor in the global economy, and creativity can contribute by u.s. diplomatic peace negotiations and in all places. security efforts to organize women in Work, because women's experiences, concerns and antadrrishti the negotiating table by holding on to prevent future conflict and bring lasting peace may be more helpful.

Today's the day for celebrating International Women's day on this occasion will be held as schedule-and the rise of women and their security will be discussed. it is imperative that we take this resolution on the occasion of each person that he places in terms of women looking to end the inequality level will try it as soon as anomaly rife in all corners of the world in the way of advancement we This disparity can erase and surely we should order its pledge our every girl he had just school, our sisters can and its vast possibilities to perfect each woman and girl your whole content conforms to rthya.

The Cost Of Mother Love

Milkiyana: children of the couple lay Arzoo and fayyaz Alam past on Monday were preparing to sleep they hear the voice of the cry of the newborn outdoor. wrapped in beautiful clothes together opened the door on the Red bilakh to calm your appetite. Arzoo mamata he took up Karate Kid, lap around with her husband while her parents searched hours of beenBut success. tired of bringing home the value inscribed defeat nemat rallying raising both. but what on Sunday came to his house and private hospital nurse rijvana ten thousand rupees in lieu of giving the child or baby back pressure to the case since police station rushed. hubbub. police denounced it by entering baby sanha horse-trading has begun investigating the case of value.

In the early taphtish the police found out that the mother married a private hospital gave birth to this aural bin. loklaj left him fearing he hospital. nurse rijvana Arzoo and was familiar with the misery of fayyaz Alam, the ten o'clock at night he lured children to their home at the four-day together in both panach. when children are immeasurable affection capriati took a look so today ten thousand Charging RS. not to sell another 50 thousand rupees threatened.

Mennonite and him crying did not work so people around the dampati free child took up this topic has got to its written information station.. thanadhyaksh NK Rajak said this baby theft racket too. police team. will check those nursing homes, homes where abortion, took the child after her mother married the delivery bin selling business. in this case, Arzoo To instruct the child to anyone without permission with care to avoid responsibility assigned. nurse who questioned rijvana. for sale.

The abortion of married mothers nursing homes, bin home workers and nurses continue to have this information in their area who have children free of charge? Her children are a high price by recovery.

Even before it was revealed

The doctor also provide delivery of the newborn's mother married bin deals that are not abortion and gender investigation. After these indiscriminately abortion. some months ago even it was revealed when a bin married mothers to abort the doctor take one and a half Lakhs. in another case during the 16-year-old girl's abortion are left out.

married glances

Bollywood's married now are thinking about hiroinen, when recently Kareena Kapoor married?. After doing all of Karina also began to think about marriage and then quickly getting ready to sit in a Doli.

There are many in Bollywood, hiroinen, whose age is not just more, but they are now being labelled as viewers don't like to work too much to meet a few. has reduced some of its movies. or try to stay in the spotlight by this. say when the wedding wishThe old wish, can be the right age of marriage, the age of the hiroinen married. they believe that age by working them would settle in the hearts of the people, at that age do not hinder these careers by married glances.

This is the age of marriage, talk of many, but some, including name of Sushmita Sen. 37-year-old Sushmita, Aishwarya Rai with his name in the fashion world a mother of a child now brightened. become ash, but has not yet married Sushmita. Bipasha Basu is also of similar situation. 33-year-old Bipasha John Abraham's friends Were made, then people seemed that now his home is going to settle down, but never mind. He is now what's next, some said no.

Preeti Zinta's age that babli girl, called 37 years. his story when wade was created with Loch Ness monsters, people feel that they will married, but his case has to be fucked like Bipasha. they also have the BG IPL and films him making a film, he has been looking into it. ''.But the marriage is still not the way he would often say. the right appears, will definitely get married.

31-year-old Diya Mirza also acting career right now is not good. they are also opening their production house film making and are looking, but looked quite far from success. a matter of age, it is not that old, Diya. wedding age their too out of hand. on the other hand, 34-year-old Soha Ali Khan also thought about.

Although his story while Kunal khemu remains with and it is believed that they will marry him. Although like Bollywood News does occasionally are somewhat older Soha and their age range, but the thing to see Kunal then, when they go to be one to seven janmon.

There are 34-year-old Rani Mukherjee without mention of how to eliminate talking? Queen's also practice this. even though they take some time gap once again in the discussion were the film "aiya" and then "search", but the actress has them as these films did not like the story then come right now stagnated. whether to marry the Queen once again thinking?

He might move the home. Although at times it has been heard that the news Rani Aditya Chopra are friends, but these are just assumed things and last days Queen has become my perfect pair with Salman Khan saying this thing and a matter of mystery. well, speaking of ahead now will be seen ahead ....

Indian astrological science

Development of the computer even now, but hundreds of years ago by the Indian astrological science that blueprint was dragged nearly four hundred year old witness jyotishsar., a book.

There is, as well as computer Board phaladesh and others count to even mention of it has been sent to Patna Museum owns a book known as the dev revasi village resident of Riga jyotishacharya nagendra Mishra noted claims that it has every right to written. it was predicted with the help, akshrash: Right. that's it gradually spread so that the crowd of upwelling jyotishacharya. range land, career or child-related problems people.

Nepal, Delhi and other States also leads here. advises these people free. dev a Riga-based in his grotto (of Bihar Sarvodaya) six months and days in Delhi's rajghat. bapu to model, Bhagwati Mishra, who view the motivation and his mother nature have exceeded the 65 spring elections voters voting franchise to awaken and posted a alakh? rddhasainik force From the work of delivering water and snacks. that is why many times by local administration and organizations have been honored. last days he Patna Museum, realised that rare book heritage. more secure, for it is from this museum he spoke of this book from the Museum next month suit. berge.