What A Joke

My mother has been fighting them betiah, I am coming back immediately!

Mother: no daughter, damadji must, of course, their penalty made you wait, I'd just get there!

One day, Ravana disco and sadmen the unconscious.
Tell why?
Because entry fees RS 2000 ' head ' was.

Teacher tell the man from the institutional perspective "-are both hands in her Hindi and English?

Institutional perspective "-Sir haindsaphri in Hindi in English nobleman.

Son of institutional perspective "-Papa, if you see 10 and 5 rupee notes in the way you which to take action?

Institutional perspective ": 10 rupees!

Son-that's why you can't do both. joke!!!

Once the institutional perspective "banta restaurants.
Waiter-what will you
Institutional perspective "-for me they bring the bread recipe.
Waiter-sari these here.
Banta-Hey! Thou shalt not take the tension is seeking institutional perspective "pizza.

Master g-50 men to feed five kg lentils seem so tell how men will need 75 pulses?

Students will look just as much water and lentils — Sir glances.

Oy is the largest lion in the Office you will do at home?

Friends: Oy I lived at home the lion man I just jumped on me Durga g.

An Engineering College installed in a plane all professors. While all sat down then the pilot announced the plane you will be pleased to learn that-you are sitting you have created by students of the College of ...

A beggar sitting in the car away from God's name 100 rupees memsab dedo.
After giving away money, Mr Bachchan teasingly quizzed-Dua so let go.
Beggar: sitting in the car, now memsab what rocket at bungie?

The other is a woman: hear you doing the fourth wedding.

Second: so what do the sister, first spouse have to be God's beloved second and third to Facebook.

Fun Jone

Girlfriend-how often you Phala jānū week shaved?

Lover-I shaved 20-30 times a day.

Girlfriend-you crazy?

Boyfriend-Oh no I am the hairdresser Ray pagli.

Husband: is very painful in the waist, audax House demand of the neighborhood.
Wife: she will not.
Husband: how many are stingy all of them, take your own closet to bring out.

Rooster hen: I love u know, I could do anything for you.
Hen: beating really?
Cock: Yes, very true.
Part one: Let's give you egg today.

Lion's wedding was a dog dancing like crazy.
Asked why was mad the lion being holier-than-thou? Wedding so my.
Dog: wedding before I even lion.

Institutional perspective ": man, when I wrote that letter on my marriage will come, why don't you?
Banta: Oh man, I got a letter.
Institutional perspective ": I wrote then that letter found not found you, of course.

A hen has married him.
After the wedding, said a poultry hen-what we were dying who married the Eagle tune?
Hen do you bid-wedding so I wanted was that boy Daddy's insistence on the air force to be in. ..!

Where's my girl went gift?
The boy-road on which the red car, see?
Girl gladly: Yes.Vao
Boy: I brought exactly the same color discoloration Tere.

Plenty of pictures of his wife a day pulling institutional perspective ".
Wife and very happy quote: what it is, today, going to my photo on the photo!
Institutional perspective ": nothing wild life photography on my head today pagli, Ghost Rider.

A girl away from home, came back after 3 days.
Father (angry) now what was taking?
Daughter-the thin pin charger

A baby born with a smile.
Nurse-why Swan?

Child shot and opened the fist-pil uttered by showing not only hard to kill-Don ' impossible. '

Do Not Laugh

Institutional perspective ": man, when I wrote that letter on my marriage will come, why don't you?
Banta: Oh man, I got a letter.
Institutional perspective ": I wrote then that letter found not found you, of course.

A hen has married him.
After the wedding, said a poultry hen-what we were dying who married the Eagle tune?
Hen do you bid-wedding so I wanted was that boy Daddy's insistence on the air force to be in. ..!

Where's my girl went gift?
The boy-road on which the red car, see?
Girl gladly: Yes.Vao
Boy: I brought exactly the same color discoloration Tere.

Plenty of pictures of his wife a day pulling institutional perspective ".
Wife and very happy quote: what it is, today, going to my photo on the photo!
Institutional perspective ": nothing wild life photography on my head today pagli, Ghost Rider.

A girl away from home, came back after 3 days.
Father (angry) now what was taking?
Daughter-the thin pin charger

A baby born with a smile.
Nurse-why Swan?

Child shot and opened the fist-pil uttered by showing not only hard to kill-Don ' impossible. '

A person who asked their friend has been divorced by wife, now you Shredder lives?

Friends said-no, now I am more happy. First I had to do the work of two people, one only has to.

Wife husband asks her husband ghunsa, squirt. "what happened?"
Wife: did a paper in your shirt pocket, on which Mary wrote.
Husband: Oh that! Last week I was there I on the trekking horse riding, a day after his wife Mary was a him. "strongly ghunsa receipt.
Husband then tadpakar asked him, "what now?"
Wife: call your mare.

Girl: g we do not drink, smoke, the guy who takes the Pan, just boiled vegan food match, and take the name of God day and night ..!! .
Pandit: boy, you just come to the Gandhi Hospital. c. u. Vard will get in!!!

What can you cook bread husband and not, as my mother was Cook |
Wife-can cook | If you also have exactly the same flour interlock, as were your dad guntha |

Time Pass With Funny Jokes

A baby born with a smile.
Nurse-why Swan?

Child shot and opened the fist-pil uttered by showing not only hard to kill-Don ' impossible. '

A person who asked their friend has been divorced by wife, now you Shredder lives?

Friends said-no, now I am more happy. First I had to do the work of two people, one only has to.

Wife husband asks her husband ghunsa, squirt. "what happened?"
Wife: did a paper in your shirt pocket, on which Mary wrote.
Husband: Oh that! Last week I was there I on the trekking horse riding, a day after his wife Mary was a him. "strongly ghunsa receipt.
Husband then tadpakar asked him, "what now?"
Wife: call your mare.

Girl: g we do not drink, smoke, the guy who takes the Pan, just boiled vegan food match, and take the name of God day and night ..!! .
Pandit: boy, you just come to the Gandhi Hospital. c. u. Vard will get in!!!

What can you cook bread husband and not, as my mother was Cook |
Wife-can cook | If you also have exactly the same flour interlock, as were your dad guntha |

Two women are chatting among themselves.

The first is my husband's birthday today. Do not understand that they do give gifts that go to be happy?

The other woman-"divorced"

A man from the boat somewhere. suddenly overturned his boat away and loud air. save me I pray to God she's 21 kg laddu chadhaunga.
A loud wave went away and she came out. he breaks out as soon as she said what your, how your.
Then came a wave of intensely and she reached into the river.
Then she uttered. Hey I was just asking your gram flour or to?

The bandits Bank cashiers to dam were to outlaw bank locator. cashiers, gid-gidakar said.

Friends! Please register to take along my messed up a million bucks per.

Ramu-man when you look so hot?

Dholu-we are the front AC bainth |

Ramu-and when too much heat so what?

Dholu-when more heat is required, then turn on the AC.

Nurse: Congrats to you boy is born institutional perspective ".
Santaah Oy, how it is that my wife is in hospital technology and the baby is born in the House.

Laughing Time

Wife (husband)-if I got something so you'll immediately second marriage?

Husband (thinking) – at least 2-3 months so will wait or what people say!


Institutional perspective "wife with shopping malls. is there a girl told him Hello.

Wife-who was he?

Institutional perspective "-for God's sake shut up, that's the question that's too puchegi?


A man's wife went missing. that man in something like the live advertisements of missing his wife's Eater-

My wife is missing from the last five days, which will bring her to me any search news trying to find him.

He feared a hand wash your life!


Son-mum, what you used to work in the circus?

Mother-if not, why?

Son-then why do all the guys say you Papa nachati on the fingers?


Institutional perspective "(banta)-man, the Government voting to be made law 18 years then why 21 years age to get married?

Banta (institutional perspective ")-see Government know that the country is easier to handle but the wife won't handle!


Reema-I want to marry a slick man who sings good, good dancer, I show new places every day, every week, the picture of the physical world, when I spoke to stay honest to say to be honest be silent and quiet.

Believe me-you don't need television sets husband!!!


Wife (husband) came to get married then so much strut. now why sahme-sahme from?

Husband (wife)-then I was with me the whole procession was not alone!


A thief had stolen out of the home by a baby's eye was open.

Baby take my school bag also uttered.

Otherwise will making noise!!!

Lots Of GudGudii

A thief had stolen out of the home by a baby's eye was open.

Baby take my school bag also uttered.

Otherwise will making noise!!!



Teachers tell of the great scientist Sir Newton-Newton was sitting in the garden that only come with an Apple on his head. he discovered the rules of gravity.

A student is quite clear-spoken Sir!

If Newton is not sitting in class and the garden, as if we are sitting, so also do not find anything.



One day, a boy of eight years, asked his father-dad-dad, call-girl who says?

Hearing Daddy question baffles.

Snapped by hadbada-son she. That's it, are not the call center by telephone, call the girls to work on the girl.

But these tell you where these unique struck the question?

Son said dad, tell you the anti-incumbency factor, where you answer these unique struck?



Ramu was the son of the school go cry.

Ramu-lion babies cry.

Son-lion kids don't go to school too!



Pappu buy a toy train for his son some toy later. when she saw that the room was the son child playing by train and is saying is that the off-the OWL is off, patthe OWL patthe to ascend that went up the train shall not exceed two minutes. razak.

Hearing the child's mouth went up this language of pappu ratings he has held two planted tamache. and dont speak like this ever again. then said-I am going to market two hours long you just got padhoge,.!

Two hours later, when the child was reading when pappu. pasij to see his heart and baby then allowed play by train.

He didn't have time to hear the child-the OWL to get off he should be off the patthe OWL patthe to ascend he climbed. The car is already a two-hour late because of the OWL patthe..



Father-son, how did you wife?

Son-dad, I like the Moon's wife, who came and went in the morning to the night.

Jokes As My Funn

Institutional perspective "(banta)-Hey man these mobile will make me broke!

Banta (institutional perspective ")-why? What happened?

Institutional perspective "-shows the battery frequently, and I am changed batteries now 56!!!



Guruji, surrealism and disciple-what is the difference?

Guruji – your present here and my discourse, Surrealism but my focusing on the things that you think are my illusion!



Institutional perspective "(banta)-if I climbed coconut tree jaun will see the engineering college girls?

Banta (institutional perspective ")-so, and give up, then mounted tree Medical College will also see ..!



One day, a boy of eight years, asked his father-dad-dad, call-girl who says?

Hearing Daddy question baffles.

Snapped by hadbada-son she. That's it, are not the call center by telephone, call the girls to work on the girl.

But these tell you where these unique struck the question?

Son said dad, tell you the anti-incumbency factor, where you answer these unique struck?



Two people were in line at the ticket window of the railways. they have a youngster stood.

The person who said that further behind – today's youth don't let. This boy, manner just how to look prissy are dressed in it. ।

Forgive the replied-to discover the boy on my daughter.

-Oh, you are a good dad sari m.?

-No, I am its mother. ...



Father-son, your grandfather had married and pachtae. I married and regretting. now what would you do?

Son-and what do I would get married and family tradition nibhaunga.. pachtaunga again.



Institutional perspective "to see the girl.

The girl's parents to talk to the girl in the institutional perspective "to solitude.

Institutional perspective "did not understand whether to speak of. She asked the big guts scintillating-banja, how many brothers and sisters???

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Girl has responded by filling the cold breath-so far, so the two were the same but now have three!!!



Girlfriend (boyfriend)-when you miss me, what do you do?

Boyfriend (girlfriend)-your favourite ice cream takes eating and you?

Girlfriend-Gold takes phlek p.. !!!



Ramu was the son of the school go cry.

Ramu-lion babies cry.

Son-lion kids don't go to school too!



Judge (con)-why did you arrest?

Thief (judge)-don't know Sir, I was doing the morning shopping and hav brought here by arrested me honor.

Judge-good, but this is not a laughing matter?

Thief-Yes, I, too, when they're trying to explain why.

Judge-what time are you shopping in the morning?

Con-g-shop opening hours before.

Joking Time

A three-year-old kid sitting outside the hospital was able to wait inside his mother's doctor, who was near a pregnant woman appeared out there!

Child asked the woman to the curiosity, your stomach is so big? She said the baby in my belly!

He said to wonder what your baby in the womb?

She said yes of course!

The little kid with the big mishmash, is this real baby?

She said, yes of course, this is the real baby!

Then he asked her, looking towards chaunkate and wonder, then why have you eaten?



A newly married couple to stay in the city after the wedding!

There he took a room and began living with new neighbors, a morning wash clothes by their women looked for drying out a surprise for them!

He saw the clothing and come not to clean it, see how many dirty clothes are kept, it should use a good laundry SOAP?

Her husband has also been seen and the quiet!

In the three weeks after two women in the same way that speaks about women! Then a month later one morning when the woman looked so surprised to see your husband seems to say, today it is soapy used good and now it is gone, I also wonder laundry it all who would be taught?

Her husband said this morning I was up early and clean your Windows of the room!



Once the math teacher called and make your copy check pappu.

Pappu-directed masterji I did homework.

In the readers mind as yours master-don't think of homework right now to tell you what is the excuse?

Pappu-g master g yesterday had explained the by-part right that I don't understand.

Master-multiply the General bit-part you understand nalayak did, when I was your age, 15-15 digit multiplication-part takes only lets in.

Pappu-will be able to master, because you sure will have a good teacher teaches.



Husband-wife fight.

Husband-now if you asked me in a Word and the animals will wake up!

Wife-well, well wake up inside you who let him bless the animal is sitting no afraid of rats. !!!



The son of a stingy man stroll with your garlapherand.

When asked by the stingy-how many rupees blow?

Son-two and a half centuries.

To hear angry and stingy abuses.

Son-and what does bapu. It has equally?

Party girl

Party girl (a boy) – you can delete one thing my face?

Boy (triumphantly)?

Look like your dog girl ..!



An alcoholic drink a day more. ladkhadate door steps of some kind and try to open the lock by removing the keys from the Pocket.

Much intoxication due to not only put the key in the lock and key are able to move around and never ever was it annoying a person standing nearby see its help you may have.

Uttered came – bring the key, lock I open.

Bender said-no, no, I will open the lock. you just grabbed. door position



Police-your friend how dead?

Institutional perspective "-don't know, she said in my stomach jumped, the mouse-so I gave her medicine to kill the rat feeding..!!!



The practice in the past five years a widow and widower are greater than friendship. male finally put forward women propose marriage. woman shortly Yes.

The next morning when he woke up, he did not remember exactly what my wedding proposal about Lady responded. Yes or not after quite long to try. When did not remember so he asked to call women and marriage proposal to me yesterday what he replied, Yes or not.

The woman said thank you God's million-million phone. the answer so I of course had the same but I had forgotten that they had replied to!



A Japanese woman your friend going through the streets of Singapore with a woman who was my boyfriend pushed out the window down in the dustbin.

It said its Japanese female friend-these are quite an extravagant singapore women.

-How? Friend asked.

-Watch now! This man now and four-five years it could serve.

Marriage Cancelled

Having just read up to class VIII and groom teeth despite being funded by the information at the bottom of the bridal canopy jaymal rounds refused to take even when considerable value manauvval girl. insistence on non-negotiable, the morning after beating back both sides agreement baraat. bananarama village resident, rerum sanihampur station area daughter kahinjari married Shakuntala gopalpur, son of Bipin Kumar resident Jagdish Narayan rebuilds fix with Boy's private school in them. teacher was informed of.. dvarchar the village Saturday evening after the baraat pomp jaymal and other rituals were completed.

Bhanvaron at night was sitting down when the bride for the Pavilion, the groom, the bride some doubt Act taking rounds was refused. isolate the Sisters of the bride by moving the boys spoke only to read up to class VIII and having bad teeth. the girl has refused to marry kin and bridesmaid party has tried to convince. doneBut not a result emerged in the morning, both sides make compromise in the village head sonelal. After returning the bride without thanadhyaksh, the elegant Siddiqui baraat was ruled out event information.

Fukushima nuclear power plant

Japan's Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant radioactive water from a water tank located methyl isocynate claimed new desperate. year 2010 after the earthquake ruptured at sea in tremendous waves of tsunami in the Fukushima nuclear plant was great loss. above the risk of spreading radioactive radiation in the region has increased significantly. radioactive water leak of this new phenomenon govern Japan for preventing radiation. every effort .

Takeo electric power company (TEPCO) recently said that 120 tonnes from the water tank weighing tsunami will be placed below ground at the plant, where the other seven water tank. this statement a day after the leak of water in the tank has begun. However that being said radioactive water flowing to the sea will not.

Nuclear plants for cooling water in these tanks is collected. Although this radioactive sijiyam is removed, but another radioactive element there exist. TEPCO said recently after the leak radioactive elements have been identified.