Laughing Time

Wife (husband)-if I got something so you'll immediately second marriage?

Husband (thinking) – at least 2-3 months so will wait or what people say!


Institutional perspective "wife with shopping malls. is there a girl told him Hello.

Wife-who was he?

Institutional perspective "-for God's sake shut up, that's the question that's too puchegi?


A man's wife went missing. that man in something like the live advertisements of missing his wife's Eater-

My wife is missing from the last five days, which will bring her to me any search news trying to find him.

He feared a hand wash your life!


Son-mum, what you used to work in the circus?

Mother-if not, why?

Son-then why do all the guys say you Papa nachati on the fingers?


Institutional perspective "(banta)-man, the Government voting to be made law 18 years then why 21 years age to get married?

Banta (institutional perspective ")-see Government know that the country is easier to handle but the wife won't handle!


Reema-I want to marry a slick man who sings good, good dancer, I show new places every day, every week, the picture of the physical world, when I spoke to stay honest to say to be honest be silent and quiet.

Believe me-you don't need television sets husband!!!


Wife (husband) came to get married then so much strut. now why sahme-sahme from?

Husband (wife)-then I was with me the whole procession was not alone!


A thief had stolen out of the home by a baby's eye was open.

Baby take my school bag also uttered.

Otherwise will making noise!!!

Lots Of GudGudii

A thief had stolen out of the home by a baby's eye was open.

Baby take my school bag also uttered.

Otherwise will making noise!!!



Teachers tell of the great scientist Sir Newton-Newton was sitting in the garden that only come with an Apple on his head. he discovered the rules of gravity.

A student is quite clear-spoken Sir!

If Newton is not sitting in class and the garden, as if we are sitting, so also do not find anything.



One day, a boy of eight years, asked his father-dad-dad, call-girl who says?

Hearing Daddy question baffles.

Snapped by hadbada-son she. That's it, are not the call center by telephone, call the girls to work on the girl.

But these tell you where these unique struck the question?

Son said dad, tell you the anti-incumbency factor, where you answer these unique struck?



Ramu was the son of the school go cry.

Ramu-lion babies cry.

Son-lion kids don't go to school too!



Pappu buy a toy train for his son some toy later. when she saw that the room was the son child playing by train and is saying is that the off-the OWL is off, patthe OWL patthe to ascend that went up the train shall not exceed two minutes. razak.

Hearing the child's mouth went up this language of pappu ratings he has held two planted tamache. and dont speak like this ever again. then said-I am going to market two hours long you just got padhoge,.!

Two hours later, when the child was reading when pappu. pasij to see his heart and baby then allowed play by train.

He didn't have time to hear the child-the OWL to get off he should be off the patthe OWL patthe to ascend he climbed. The car is already a two-hour late because of the OWL patthe..



Father-son, how did you wife?

Son-dad, I like the Moon's wife, who came and went in the morning to the night.

Jokes As My Funn

Institutional perspective "(banta)-Hey man these mobile will make me broke!

Banta (institutional perspective ")-why? What happened?

Institutional perspective "-shows the battery frequently, and I am changed batteries now 56!!!



Guruji, surrealism and disciple-what is the difference?

Guruji – your present here and my discourse, Surrealism but my focusing on the things that you think are my illusion!



Institutional perspective "(banta)-if I climbed coconut tree jaun will see the engineering college girls?

Banta (institutional perspective ")-so, and give up, then mounted tree Medical College will also see ..!



One day, a boy of eight years, asked his father-dad-dad, call-girl who says?

Hearing Daddy question baffles.

Snapped by hadbada-son she. That's it, are not the call center by telephone, call the girls to work on the girl.

But these tell you where these unique struck the question?

Son said dad, tell you the anti-incumbency factor, where you answer these unique struck?



Two people were in line at the ticket window of the railways. they have a youngster stood.

The person who said that further behind – today's youth don't let. This boy, manner just how to look prissy are dressed in it. ।

Forgive the replied-to discover the boy on my daughter.

-Oh, you are a good dad sari m.?

-No, I am its mother. ...



Father-son, your grandfather had married and pachtae. I married and regretting. now what would you do?

Son-and what do I would get married and family tradition nibhaunga.. pachtaunga again.



Institutional perspective "to see the girl.

The girl's parents to talk to the girl in the institutional perspective "to solitude.

Institutional perspective "did not understand whether to speak of. She asked the big guts scintillating-banja, how many brothers and sisters???

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Girl has responded by filling the cold breath-so far, so the two were the same but now have three!!!



Girlfriend (boyfriend)-when you miss me, what do you do?

Boyfriend (girlfriend)-your favourite ice cream takes eating and you?

Girlfriend-Gold takes phlek p.. !!!



Ramu was the son of the school go cry.

Ramu-lion babies cry.

Son-lion kids don't go to school too!



Judge (con)-why did you arrest?

Thief (judge)-don't know Sir, I was doing the morning shopping and hav brought here by arrested me honor.

Judge-good, but this is not a laughing matter?

Thief-Yes, I, too, when they're trying to explain why.

Judge-what time are you shopping in the morning?

Con-g-shop opening hours before.