Celebrity And Politics

Celebrities fall prey to pretend

Seraphim man, many Bollywood and Hollywood celebs are also relationships of utpidan in Rishi Kapoor and neetu Singh's relationship today. sweet, but there was a time when their relationship reaches the threshold of the law. a round it was believed the news when neetu-Sage's relationship was due in.. nature of the Sage family efforts they once again set to come up with and today a joyful life .
Famous politician Pramod Mahajan's son Rahul Mahajan's name wedding of Rahul Mahajan has sprung pretend. buddy buddy-Dham Dhoom shweta, but their marriage a year married rachai. nothing that was accused of abusing co-star with shweta and divorced from Rahul.
Hollywood actress Haile Berry has also resisted several tragic relationships in your life, from childhood to his own Haile. parents tied in relationship between asah. Haile has his first two marriages also suffered the same torture. but Haile has provided and a simple living life therapy.

Men's Meddling

Ever the time when most homes were very stressed out and just men to be used to source the same arthoparjan. home of ijammedari women from baby cradle on. food and hospitality to guests as well as being an important striyan. it was at that time be educated because the striyan were quite pichdi. so if ever was the question of living up Silber Their scope limited to cooking, baby crib or narsig., such as a few area used to be very glamorous or paying job for them., air should have had the option of becoming hosts.
Striyan higher education changed gradually over time, and they proved that they get flashed by any stretch of the second men. just needs to be given the chance. female, curious pariah state conservatives and thrown off the Chola of success set the new dimensions of even very fast occurred that if women will be out out of the House due to its responsibility who will play? Gradually replace United family. single family home-family responsibility also in such a difficult problem.
Men also changed its
The men who understood the problems of women and their responsibility did not change suddenly, it even for many reasons and very long wait since it was on this pleasant change was and had the positive shift forward to large muddaton; men have proven no less that if female, the male also has shown that they are not far behind. "gender differences are challenging to the wall of partition dropped Are able to play the role, but they also mother of padne required. discharges can become service paid, nurse, kitchen can handle and gleefully passengers can also welcome hospitality.
Why was it before
First female and male area why hyphenated? What was less qualified than men striyan or men's opponent did not dare to be? It doesn't work, he took his work, who decide?
Psychiatrist doctor Jubilee Dutta says that at that time was paramount, he will of men as well as your comfort will be out if he works according to the pamphlets, head to jiegi so that work would be nice if it were confined to the House and household chores-hinge, men of the same thinking to those actions was the responsibility of the woman who did not like the men.
Wishing safe environment
The second reason was that women wishing to secure environment in-house and more secure environment and such. where could be? That's why some area there were selected for the women it was believed that friendly striyan are more vulnerable than men, they narsig, social work, teaching and work such as cooking and baby cradle. most special thing in these areas was that here work hours fixed. so these actions on the domestic environment was easy to adjust with. but while the statement with women To deny that they cannot work hard and cumbersome and thus he defined the scope of work altogether to the terminology. today there is no area where women who have been to pruv.
A true also
It was a fact that as easily manages their work were male, the more difficult task managed their home and children managed to the other side then society managers believed that female and male trend has some fundamental differences. female men in tight house deedsSkilled in household management and child care, and home grown-budhon is easily absorbed into the service, its working fine for similar sector. these actions also need to read, too skil. but it was not something conservatives thought that feature and opportunity were received to ladkon.He also met, Bollywood, if every field is created in your catch today has made men are also found there.-spot (like today) so he would have done even better work.
Easier transitions
Indian traditionalists in so everything was not easy to change environments. women's interest to be made by the men of actions where there should have the courage and trust, that's where this challenging role to play too many things to be prepared for questions that no one had ever area can be divided based on gender differences? Work depends on the individual's private interest of selection, not on the others ' likes and dislikes having to work, you get the same satisfaction. such were the men who, in the minority of women, the vertical walls are few gender differences, he attempts to build a new record was dropped.
Time changed
There is doubt that old all beliefs have changed in today's context. only living or consideration not only the fashion has changed also. today a ponytail or Lungi in Bali wearing ear wearer men also containing properties purushochit. first even if there is to say, janana ladkon chidhaya read-write on in today's society and intellectuals who are the sort of fashion. arguing that every person According to their free will to live free, today when women men's pants to-shirt casual look, then we have those things, which suits us clients

Tashan Of Modelling

Folks, if you look a bit nicer and everyone can impress with your looks, you will find ... from kampilment, jhatMan, why not go in modeling? You can hear and speak the air blow goose. mind mind think I want to go into modeling even, but studies have also then, if the passion behind daudunga. studies will be so offended parents left behind in..
Then you think, What it could be that I'm modeling in the field, to give to friends, dhak deposit in jaun enveloped all knowing who my photos and video clips and studies are also moving simultaneously.
It may be, provided that you do not compromise with his studies. There are many tinaej models, which have come in the beautiful world of modeling and realizing your dreams of higher studies in the direction to. old little course, but dreams and reality comes to solve their world is like them plenty., Let us know.
Confused amazing
When she was younger, she was Tanya wept in front of the camera, but today she plethora of cameras sachdev too jittery, however, is found not in the Tanya of confidence just 14 year modeling., but doesn't seem to be reluctant to talk to anyone. talk wisely, says Peacock was confident and friendly I not jittery just in front of the camera.More than ever, but happiness. got good my life style by looking at his school-friends. seems that something different is I, from which I am unable to do it all. I further studies and careers would in itself not a tell to my on philing. Tanya kvalitij modeling in many many positive since come in, But that's not an attitude, "says paltin. I don't look that good attitude I want to be exactly the way I also like getting."
Life live
Face Secrets have come to their place in Delhi from Jabalpur modelling when a lot of people love the ramp making. went on, he explains his confidence.--see the senior models and learned to see its drawbacks far. She says, "I changed to a student is not difficult to modeling for time. shoot days rest days except, of course you are free.For two hours, regular gym, so that the body can be kept fit. ' nominal, but some of the exams with study opportunities.
With books
Tanya adishan, books of shoot or shoot with them are also read a. not only tracked down a corner too tired from work. How may go home and homework. night long studies have managed something like this., to his studies and modeling Tanya, he says, ' some children leave the studies madligBut I never managed to take both my attendance in class by.. rarely take less vacation. I am more urgent, half day or Saturday and Sunday to take his shoot. ' studies of Tanya's passion to help school teachers also see his mum to limit their passion sachdev. no problem.
Want want
"When I first clicked on, love the ramp and cameras, so I felt like I'm dreaming, I would focus on careers that now '' want to be the model since childhood, when his 17 kg lavin wanting, they felt that their floor like. tenth had already started to adishan he happened but for tin India. salekshan. egjams were due to his sketchingThe painting is hard to find place in nafta by good.. will the fashion designing and modeling also says, "modeling the scope too.. parsanailiti with phijik. maitar here next time I will adishan the whole preparation." modeling of mens fashion week since arriving in wanting to focus on and learn time management varkaaut.
Hard dagar
Friends Tanya neither it nor its pipeline field study on effect of the higher education if.. but says, "in which 15 hours work ability and talent in this field, the same, because it is very near." were equally wanting that field would be easy to do modeling, but when many senior models stood withFind out where they are on, then? Hammered home by staying out of folks are struggling, so is it career lubhata., since it includes glamour. If interests and duty can continue to solve, it's not easy. dagar.
Tanya sachdev: I careers and your common life like me this line. miksaap. I enjoy it, but it has also been struggling.
Lavin: modeling in wanting to know where you stand on that. work has come to focus on as well as careers in me.. work is also set with ...
Face Secrets: never hindered in my studies because they had too many opportunities. examinations, but he doesn't regret it, but the opportunities in modeling and see you around. studies cannot be reconciled with

Fashion Design

Fashion designing increased ahead of the designing, interior designing, graphics designing industrial designing career, designing, web designing, jyulri etc in Visual communication. unable to choose one of these you can make your future brighter. art and craft of designing in the field that contains the attachment you can create in the opinion of the escape?rtsa career., If a student is building your career to designing, some things to keep in mind.
Patience and perseverance
If a candidate has the patience and perseverance, he promoted the area plenty. designing for in entries egjams. drawing them for creativity and design-related new skil, searches have to be cautious of anything per. they nurtured plans is curiosity at work as well.The suit seeking careers themselves time to change the properties of the candidate to the market., both new and old products to the abjarva property of consumer demand and product should be on understanding the relationship of original mind come aidiyaj.
Prepare a portfolio
If you are designing to make careers in the beginning you may want to face some difficulties, so you always have to be prepared to take risks. candidate, a portfolio prepared when you apply for jobs., art work, portfolio will prove helpful. aidiyaj in one place and theatre activity clips. compile it to face the interview will feature from time to time you sinners. also must meetLearn from their experiences in the use of the Internet, of course, you can take. but the original idea is that you keep your biggest kabiliyat trust and always work better, give it a try.
Skil drawing and creativity
Art and craft of designing to proceed in your interest to be extremely good if your drawing skil., you can elevate the area significantly because you then in any career. can grow when your are interested in your advice course of sinners.. egjam pattern of entries you can have Visual parsepshan ebiliti candidate.Creativity and communication, logical rijning, skil is a must.
Kvaliphikeshan
There are two options for the education of undergraduate course XII. essentially, the post graduate course for Bachelor's degree candidate have to CEED./Interior design, engineering/architecture/design diploma in design (NID/CEPT), Bachelor in fine a?rtsa, master's degree in computer application a?rtsa/Science/Bachelor's degree in the preferred candidate must eksapiriens work..

पत्नी _पति

पत्नी (पति से)- अगले जन्म में तुम किस रूप में पैदा होना चाहोगे?
पति (पत्नी से)- कॉकरोच बनकर।
पत्नी- वो क्यों?
पति- क्योंकि तुम सिर्फ कॉकरोच से ही डरती हो।

पति-पत्नी

पति- सोचा तुम्हें फोन कर लूं, तुम मुझे मिस कर रही होगी।
पत्नी- और वो जो मुझे 5 मिनट पहले लड़ के गये थे उसका क्या?
पति- ओह.. फिर घर का नम्बर लग गया।

मालिक_नौकर

मालिक (आलसी नौकर से)- यहां पर इतने सारे मच्छर गुन-गुन कर रहे हैं, तू उन्हें मार गिरा।
थोड़ी देर बाद मालिक- अबे साले नौकर के बच्चे मैंने तुझे मच्छर मारने को कहा अभी तक तूने मारे नही। वो अब भी गुन-गुन कर रहे हैं।
आलसी नौकर- मालिक मच्छर तो मैंने मार दिए थे। यह तो उनकी बीवियां हैं जो विधवा होकर रो रही हैं।

99 प्रतिशत नंबर आये

पत्नी (पति से)- अजी सुनते हो, पड़ोसवाले वर्मा जी की बेटी के 99 प्रतिशत नंबर आये हैं।
पति (पत्नी से)- अरे वाह, फिर 1 नंबर कहां गया?
पत्नी- वो हमारा बेटा लाया है!

पति-पत्नी

पत्नी- मैंने आपके जन्मदिन पर इतनी महंगी चीज खरीदी है कि आप देखते ही खुश हो जाएंगे।
पति- शुक्र है तुझे मेरा ख्याल तो आया दिखाओ।
पत्नी- अभी पहनकर आती हूं।

संता की शादी

मां (संता से)- तुम 18 साल की लड़की देखकर शादी कर लो।
संता 2 बहू लेकर घर आता है।
मां- क्या हुआ?
संता- 18 की मिली नही तो 9-9 की 2 से शादी कर ली।

बीमारी

महिला (डॉक्टर से)- इनकी बीमारी ठीक करो, ये रात में जोर-जोर से मेरा नाम पुकारते हैं।
डॉक्टर- आप तो बहुत लक्की हो।
महिला- नही, कल इनकी बीवी मायके से लौटने वाली है।

डॉक्टर-मरीज

मरीज (डॉक्टर से)- मैं एक महीने से रोज 50 रुपये की दवा ले रहा हूं पर कोई फायदा नही हुआ।
डॉक्टर- कोई बात नही कल से मैं तुम्हें 40 रुपये की दवा दूंगा, 10 रुपये का फायदा होगा।

बाप - बेटी

बेटी – मैं पड़ोसी से प्यार करती हूँ और उसके साथ भाग रही हूँ !

बाप - थैंक्स…. मेरे पैसे और समय दोनों बच गए.

बेटी - मैं लैटर पढ़ रही हूँ …. जो मम्मी रखकर गई हैं ….. !

डैडी-बेटा

डैडी : बेटे, मैंने दूसरा सिम कार्ड लिया है, नंबर नोट कर लो 99…

बेटा : ओके डैड, सेव कर लिया.

डैडी : किस नाम से सेव किया ?

बेटा : डैडी नं. 2 …!!!

सास -बहू

सास (बहू से) – “बेटी, आज से तुम मुझे अपनी माँ और अपने ससुर को पिता ही समझना.”
तभी दरवाजे की घंटी बजी.  बहू ने दरवाजा खोला तो देखा कि उसका पति आया है.
सास – “कौन आया है बेटी ?”
बहू – “माँ, भैया ऑफिस से आ गए … !”

बेटी –बाप

बेटी – मैं पड़ोसी से प्यार करती हूँ और उसके साथ भाग रही हूँ !
बाप - थैंक्स…. मेरे पैसे और समय दोनों बच गए.
बेटी - मैं लैटर पढ़ रही हूँ …. जो मम्मी रखकर गई हैं ….. !

Dosti Ki shayari

Jabse apko jana he,jabse apko paya he,
har dua me meri apka nam aaya he,
dil karta he puchu uss khuda se ki tune itna GANDIYA DOST
kya sirf mere Liye banaya he?

pati_patni

Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga

कैसे पता चलेगा

पिंटू (चिंटू से)- ये कैसे पता चलेगा कि सामने जो जानवर है वह बकरा है या बकरी।
चिंटू (पिंटू से)- सिंपल है, उसको पत्थर मारना यदि वह भागा तो बकरा और भागी तो बकरी।

जुड़वां

जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे.
एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट हो रहा था जबकि दूसरा उदास था.
बाप - इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो ?
बच्चा - मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया … !

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa And Banta are probably the most famous set of friends in India. Santa Banta Jokes are heard and relished by any and everyone in India. These are lovable guys who dont care too much about their grey cells and can make you laugh at the silliest of topics. Santa Banta jokes have regaled Indians for decades and given a lot of joy. We hope the Santa Banta jokes that we have listed here bring a smile on your face and ease up any tension that you may be going through right now. Three cheers for Santa and Banta!

A for Apple

Banta class mein  - madam maine “abc” yaad karli..
Madam - ok , to sunao..

Banta - abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..
Madam - arey aise nahi ….aise suna A for apple

Banta - ok madam….
A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple

I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple

Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..

Kitne Admi The?

Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata

Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..